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Getting a new little sibling/child/etc. f/o be like
Lolz
I have an inside joke within my closest freinds that Mammon(From helluva boss) is my dad,and I heard about the tradition of inviting a partner to dinner in other partner's family company, sooooooooo Jevil is my boyfriend I have an idea...
Mammon:So, I heard you have a romance with my daughter,huh?
Jevil: YES! WE DO!
Mammon: So let me ask you a couple of questions, purple Fizzie Wannabe—
Jevil: WHOM WANNABE?
Mammon: Nevermind! So: Are you rich?
Jevil: ACTUALLY...NOT! I'VE LOST EVERY CENT WHEN I GOT SETTLED FREE,FREE!
Mammon:What— Ngh...alright, maybe you're ,at least, popular?
Jevil: I'M NOT SURE,SURE! EVERYONE AT THE CARD COURT KNOWS ME AS A "JESTER WHO LOST HIS MIND",KIND! UEE-HEE-HEE! BUT...ALSO,RUSS TOLD ME ABOUT SOMEONE CALLED "FANDOM" AND THEY LIKE ME AS WELL, MAYBE EVEN TOO MUCH, MUCH!
Mammon: Okay, big chungus, last fucking question:.... Do you honestly love her?
Jevil: OF COURSE I DO! SHE IS SOOOOOO SWEET AND A BIT FLIRTY WITH ME! SUCH A TEASE! UEE-HEE-HEE!
Mammon: Hmmmmm... Fuck the principles, Welcome to the family,ya ¢unt!
Jevil: AH....?
Russ: Ehe, don't worry, you will get used to this
What the fuc was that...