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inspired by this video ♡
thinking about biker!simon who meets you one night when your car breaks down on the side of the highway, and you can’t manage to get a tow truck out so late at night - so of course he offers you a ride.
he’d pull up beside you and immediately notice the way you’re pouting and huffing in frustration, whining over the phone about how you’re all alone in the middle of nowhere - and how you can’t afford to call a cab, so surely a gentleman should help a poor girl out. and then simon is sitting on his bike with his arms lazily crossed in front of him leaned forward, killing the engine as he asked you what was wrong.
biker!simon would slip off his gloves and lean over the hood of your car as you meekly explained how you really should have changed your oil sooner - and that you really hate to be such a bother, but could you get a ride home?
he’d tell you that a pretty little thing like you shouldn’t even have to worry about something like this, that he could take you home and make sure you’re all safe and sound - and you think maybe he’s hitting on you, but you’re so shy and maybe he’s just being courteous. strangers normally offer to teach you how to change your oil and that next time they’ll make sure to bring an extra helmet - right?
biker!simon would pat the seat behind him and mumble something along the lines of how he usually rides fast, so you’ll have to hold on tight. biker!simon would offer you his jacket and zip it up for you, practically groaning at the way you bite your lip and avoid his gaze - but that damn helmet is so daunting, and how are you supposed to focus when he smells like pine and tobacco?
you would anxiously say that you’ve never ridden a motorcycle before, how it’s just too intimidating - plus you’ve never met anyone who owned a bike. biker!simon would be smirking under his helmet and humming in satisfaction when your arms tighten around his waist as he weaves between lanes.
biker!simon would hold your thigh the entire ride home - and is it just you or is he gently squeezing your leg while talking about how you’re being such a good girl and that for your first time riding, you’re doing so well?
and when he drops you off at home, biker!simon has his hand rubbing up and down your thigh as his bike idles in your parking lot. he would talk about how he’s so glad to have helped out, and how he’d love to pay for the tow truck - it’s the least he can do when you’ve been such a princess.
even though you insist that it’s just too much, and how you really shouldn’t be accepting such gifts from strangers - he’s done more than enough, and is there anything you can do to make it up to him? but then biker!simon is dismissing your concerns with the wave of a hand, telling you that he’s more than happy to help a doll like you.
biker!simon says something about how you don’t need to be strangers, that you’re just such a sweetheart, and how he’d love to take you out sometime soon. you’d smile sweetly to him and feign consideration for his offer - despite the fact you’ve already made up your mind when you were trying to memorize his tattoos and the way that he’d glance over his shoulder to check on you throughout the drive.
he’d help you off his bike and walk you to your apartment because he wouldn’t want you to get into any more trouble tonight, right? when you shamelessly type your number into his phone, biker!simon is pulling off his helmet to reveal a balaclava that hides nearly everything except two dark eyes and the cocky smirk plastered across his lips. and you’re mesmerized by the way he lowers his voice and leans down to speak to you, one hand gripping his helmet as the other sits on your lower back the whole walk to your apartment.
the next day he’s leaning against his bike outside your building, a cigarette dangling between his fingers as you shyly rock on your feet and stutter over a thousand thank-you’s - and he’s so focused on the way you rub your thighs together and bite your lip that he almost misses when you say that you really can’t thank him enough for everything, and that you really do plan to make it up to him.
Immagino diodato depressissimo in pista col cosmopolitan in mano, gli occhiali da sole al chiuso e dargen col terzo jagerbomb in mano e due pasticcotti in corpo che lo punta dall'altro lato del locale
Yes yes "Hello love" is great
But I want to hear Daniel Gillies (as Elijah) say
"Evening, gentleman."
Una parte de mi me pedía a gritos dibujar algo hoy y cuando mis dos neuronas hicieron click, me recordé del cumpleaños de esta increíble artista
@monabysss
¡Espero que haya Sido un día maravilloso para tí!
#aburrimiento#lleida#aver#si#pasa#algo#interesante
Here is Your Adorable Majesty, Princess Kitty Punch!
Piper's main and most prized mascot outfit for whenever she does street performances for cash, some of her props include a burlap sack that has a green money sign painted on it, a toy gun, a black burglar mask (for her criminal look), a hand mirror, a coin purse, and a glitter wand (for her princess look)
Piper would smoke pot, scream and swear like a sailor, and probably punch you in the face all in her mascot costume, since, as she says:
"I ain't workin' at no Chuckie Cheese, so I can do whatever the fuck I want in this costume baby"!
Sometimes you'll find her just passed out on wherever she fell asleep in her costume so its always a slight surprise to whoever stumbles upon her
Hope you all enjoy!! 🌈🌈
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Me: *posts yet another self insert for an obscure show*
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More Info underneath!
He's a laidback, levelheaded, chill, and dapper flower elf that ended up being Yumi Hanazono's companion along with Kakimaru and Keshimaru (who are all married to each other in this vers of things)
He is a debonair and spruce charmer that's able to sweep Kakimaru off her feet with his prim charm and LOVES to indulge in fancy things like red wine, balls, red roses, romance, tuxes, ties, bowlers and all other things prim n proper alike
He and Keshimaru can butt heads a lot especially Keshimaru can feel that Kogimaru can be an "uppity drag" and Kogimaru feels that Keshimaru can be an "irksome dingbat", but occasional arguments aside, they both really love causing small mischief together, basically, all three of them are very close spouses despite their differences
While Kakimaru draws and Keshimaru erases, Kogimaru uses his tail to color in drawings that Kakimaru and Keshimaru occasionally create to finalize their creation and bring it to life
He LOVES sneaking Kakimaru and Keshimaru into Mrs. Fukurokōji's wine cellar in her mansion (he may be a charming classy fellow but he's a chaotic shit who does whatever tf he wants lol) when she and Kunimitsu are out just so the three of them could have "romantic get-togethers" drinking the wine and dancing to whatever records they find
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I hope you enjoy my lil purple friend guys!!
[REBLOGS AND COMMENTS IN TAGS ARE VERY MUCH WELCOMED AND APPRECIATED!!!]
Finally made an actual DanganSona! Meet Ria Fushiguro, the SHSL Animator (in the Danganronpa Universe she's in, she's chosen as the SHSL Animator instead of Ryota)
She's a Japanese/American (her dad is Japanese while her mom is American) peep who was born in Goat Hills, Oregon, and has spent her whole life being in her "American hometown" Goat Hills in the summers and her "Japanese hometown" of Hamanaka, Hokkaido, Japan during the school year/winter. so she's very fluent in both English and Japanese (tho she prefers to speak English)
She was able to receive a letter from Hope's Peak due to the popularity of her animations and artwork online catching the eyes of the administration So basically she's a chill, laid back, and somewhat eccentric gal, but has a HUGE heart and a big vow toward honesty She's dating Teruteru and Hifumi and loves them both lots! Hifumi is even her artistic collaborative partner half the time
And as usual for every one of my self inserts, she is genderfluid, pansexual and poly!
Enjoy and lemme know what yall think of her!!
Template I used for the student card!
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Anyone Hungry?? Have a box of delicious mismatched NuggoSaurz!!
Oh, sorry for the 9/11 joke folks, it had to be done!
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(Full Pic of Nuggette in her Glory Days is underneath!)
Lily and orchid? :)
Hiii♡ thanks for the ask ♡
lily ✦ do you try to fit your s/i into canon, or do you just do whatever you'd like with them?
It depends on the f/o or their canon. For example, mary, copia and papa, there's not much real canon, so it's basically my mental playground lol, for hanzo, kiriko, and venture, I go back and forth between fitting my s/I into canon and just saying fuck it and doing what I want, for mha I usually just stick pretty close to canon. It really depends on how much I like the canon tbh 🤷🏾♀️
orchid ✦ what is your s/i's personality? is it the same as your own?
S/I is usually my own personality, sometimes a bit... idealized. Maybe they react better than I do, or get angry less often or things like that, but ultimately my s/I is at least mostly me
rose, azalea, and hyacinth
@haywire-sicko
Yay, thank you!!!
rose ✦ is your s/i more like yourself, or are they more of an oc you project on?
My s/i is, mostly, me, just a fictionalized version.
azalea ✦ does your s/i's identity (gender, sexuality, etc.) differ from yours in any way?
Yeah, my s/I is usually bi since ei self ship with a lot of men and irl I'm a lesbian. Gender wise, sometimes they're a guy, but they're usually nb as well! I don't think I've envisioned them as a woman in a long time.
hyacinth ✦ how did your s/i meet your f/o(s)?
All of them? 😅 that's a lot, maybe I'll make a post about them, but for my main loves:
Hanzo - before he joined overwatch, s/I worked at a bakery he ended up frequenting. They worked late hours so he would come in at like 2 am before they closed to eat, and he started walking them home.
Dabi - (disregarding the s/I is a todoroki au, where theyre his little sister lol) they found him bleeding in an alley and fixed him up, they started fucking and caught feelings
Copia - working at the abbey, see below
Papa (platonic)- their father was papas assistant, and he promised to care for them after he passed. They are a second father figure
Ochako - childhood friends!
Lucille - a friend of Edith, met when they visited her after marrying Thomas
Katsuki - shoutos sibling
Mary - tw murder/necro. In one au He killed them because they were pretty, but resurrected them because he wanted to keep them around. In another he frequents the abbey (see papa/copia) and obsesses over them. In another he killed them on *accident* and resurrects them because "aw fuck not again" and falls in love with his horrible came-back-wrong gf
Shouto (platonic)- my brudder :)
Loki (platonic)- I typically merge comic/mcu and a more "realistic" version of pagan/heathenism here, so s/I was a devotee of Loki since they were young, and he/they ended up teaching them magic personally as a child because he/they saw potential and became a surrogate parent/mother to them
Thanks for asking!!
secret invasion has me stressed. i can’t trust anybody or anything. like i can’t even trust the plot atp….. i cant even trust nick fury
bonjour
I'm Loréna, this is my selfshipping blog, I'm 18 years old, I am autistic and have ADHD, and I am a cringe artist
I've known the selfshipping community in 2020 I think, but never really posted about it like crazy, that's why I made this blog, to express myself and maybe meet new people, I like seeing y'all being happy yk (still too shy to post)
My general blog: @fiforlaae ★ its the user i go by for most of my other socials outside tumblr, I just post my things, yk, be myself
art trades: closed
DNI: homophobes, transphobes, proshippers, terfs, maps, cringe culture, just being an ass ig
Feel free to block me if you aren't sharing f/o.s! now,
F/O list
(⚠️: I plan to reorganize my f/o list to make it a bit better and more accurate, so right now you have a vague f/o list (╯︵╰,) )
★ new/potential// 2-D - Gorillaz
★ Sal Fisher - Sally face #🎸🤘
Senpai - Friday Night Funkin
Brett Hand - Inside Job
Momo - Stray
The Onceler - The Lorax
Wally Darling -Welcome Home
Platonic F/Os:
Topher Bus - Clone High
Harold & Cody(?) - Total drama
Daniel Page - HPMA
Spider Socorro - Avatar 2
Parental F/Os:
★ Garry - Ib #🌹🥀
Hershel Layton - Professor Layton
(Be aware that I can update this post anytime) last updated - 03/01/24
ch s/i reacts to new j&p s/i ,, if they don't fight each others to death im gonna sleep
And I shot you down And I felt no remorse 'cause This heart's a stranger, and you love it 'cuz it's dangerous like yours.
Hello! I’m an ENTP, and over the past year or so I’ve noticed my general energy and enthusiasm for life has steadily declined. I tend to get lost overusing my Ne to consider pointless, fictitious scenarios rather than paying attention to what goes on in real life. I would like to regain some degree of passion and have more energy. I realize that with dominant Ne I will always be a bit distracted, but I feel like my lack of energy to do ANYTHING is unusual. Any advice on breaking the funk?
Oh gosh.
This is a problem all the ENXPs I know (myself included) struggle with a lot, but I’m not sure what causes it in each of us rather than inertia and … laziness. See, Ne is the easiest function for you (and the rest of us) to use, which means taking your ideas and making them reality requires lower function interaction… that often involves hard work / analytical skills / follow-through… in other words, thinking functions and inferior Si.
This same inferior Si can cause issues by making you get stuck in a rut, fear you are wasting your life, not living up to your full potential, or that life will never change – the non-creative times in your life will cause you to fear the fog will never left, that you will fail on epic levels. The imbalance between Ne (new and exciting possibilities and ideas) and Si (learning from past mistakes and attending to details) can be… bad.
The myth that Ne-doms never do anything or finish anything is a stereotype; light a big enough fire under a Ne-dom (by choice or necessity) and they can and will get projects done, out of their own desire to see their ideas brought into the real world – that’s a healthy Ne-dom in action: make my ideas real.
Typically, Ne-doms find energy in something they feel passionate about – if you have steadily experienced a decrease in passion over the last year or so, it means somewhere along the way you lost your idealism and/or enthusiasm for whatever you were aiming toward. In other words, maybe you were going to medical school and all excited about that and found out a year in that it’s hard and detail-driven and you don’t like it near as much as you thought… so your passion waned and your energy alongside it.
The cure is to find something that energizes and excites you, which can push you to pursue it with energy instead of lapsing into dreaming and not doing.
A couple of things to remember, in general:
How you start your day matters. Your brain is a computer that has a limited amount of time to boot up in the morning – and how you choose to let it boot up will impact its mental coherency for the rest of the day. People who hit the snooze button and enter a half-sleep cycle fight lethargy the rest of the day; people who choose not to engage their mind and set a mentality of ‘start work’ find it harder to stay focused or get motivated; but the people who get up promptly and create a plan for the day often get a lot done.
When I heard about this, I legit thought that it was idiotic, so I decided to test it over a couple of weeks and monitor my mental process. The days I get right up and do something productive (write reviews, answer e-mails, even write on a book), I feel more alert / motivated for the entire rest of the day; and the days I lay around in bed, only chat with my friends, or watch Netflix before breakfast… forget it, I often have to ‘force’ myself to take action the rest of the day.
Set reasonable goals and reward yourself. If you have nothing to look forward to on the other end, why do it? Give your mind and body what it wants – something beyond a sense of accomplishment.
Exercise. N types tend to think a lot and move not so much. If you lack energy, exercise… it will build your stamina and give you more physical energy. :)
Good luck!
- ENFP Mod
Inferior Function Fascination
An interesting thing about the inferior function is that it can be a surprisingly noticeable part of a person’s personality. I think people have a tendency to be fascinated by it. I’d like to write about how each inferior function can show up in a positive way below.
ENXPs (inferior Si): Those with inferior Si can have a strong appreciation for things that remind them of positive experiences they’ve had in the past. They can also have an appreciation for aesthetics and have sensory interests such as decorating, dance, etc.
IXFPs (inferior Te): Inferior Te can cause IXFPs to strongly admire efficiency and logic. It may also cause them to be be good at leading groups of people.
EXTJs (inferior Fi): Inferior Fi can cause EXTJs to be interested in finding their identity and staying true to their values. They may find that they enjoy emotional stories and making romantic gestures.
IXTPs (inferior Fe): People with inferior Fe may dislike social disharmony and take steps to avoid it. They may be surprisingly interested in emotional stories as well.
INXJs (inferior Se): Inferior Se can lead to a love of beauty and sensory experience. It may cause INXJs to have aesthetic or physical hobbies such as painting, dance, etc.
ESXPs (inferior Ni): Those with inferior Ni may show interest in discussing abstract topics and trust their intuition more than expected. They may be interested in psychology or mystery novels.
EXFJs (inferior Ti): Inferior Ti can cause EXFJs to enjoy solving puzzles and challenging themselves. They may also find themselves interested in how things work.
ISXJs (Inferior Ne): Inferior Ne may cause ISXJs to enjoy writing, travel, or anything that allows them to be creative and explore. They may also be surprisingly spontaneous at times.
i found this out at age 11 with in a week of being allowed internet access; well not the money going to the journal part but the if you email the author directly and ask nicely then you will often get a nice email with a free copy of the paper you want to read without having to ask your parents to buy yet another paper or book for you. it made my little autistic self so happy. everyone deserves to know this.
This seems like something everyone should know if they’re in the sciences and/or interested in reading scientific papers.
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