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BellaSwanHotTake™️- Numero Uno

jacob: *gives bella a high five*

bella: *high fives him back* *regrets it* “ouch”

jacob: “are you okay? what happened?”

bella: “oh, i’m fine. burned myself.”

jacob: “how?”

bella: *mumbles incoherently*

jacob: “huh?”

bella: “i was making charlie some banana bread and i pulled the tray out of the oven because i thought i had oven mitts on. i did not.”

jacob: “….”

jacob: “so common sense is pretty uncommon for you, huh?”

seth, who is sitting across from them, eating a slice of banana bread: *concerned chewing*

Sometimes you guys have the worst takes on Bella. And they are all STRETCHES.