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The best thing Blizzard could do right now is retcon the whole thing
I want a version of WoW where Shadow Lands was just a bad acid trip
Remornia? Master? Rid my castle of these pests.
From Shadowlands: Castle Nathria Raid
𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐍𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐇
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If Denathrius gets a santa hat for the raid, it is only fitting that Remornia suffers as well via jingle bells.
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1: If you did the plotline of the main story that is just for leveling, you know Pelagos. If you did the Venthyr plot, you know Pelagos. Ardenweald? Pelagos. Korthia? Pelagos. Zereth Mortis? Pelagos. He's my comfort character so I don't mind the fact that he's literally always there, but if you did ANYTHING, you know Pelagos.
2: Because it's funny to throw the worlds most unqualified person to the wolves and watch them survive.
but why Pelagos… dude is an aspirant who hasn’t had any kind of narrative influence or relevance to earn that position. Like unless you play Bastion you barely even know who he is. And then he’ll just fucking what? Become a mindless robot for the rest of eternity chucking souls in different directions?
Why can’t you just let him stay in Bastion, let him grow and become Ascended. Join the Temple of Wisdom and be fucking happy with Kleia. Maybe even become a Paragon some day. What the actual fuck?
Writers what are you DOING? This story is so fucking BAD. Do these people just not know how to construct a narrative, full stop?
Sad Ebon Blade Headcanon
Koltira Deathweaver was the Scourge's stitchmaster. He was the elegant tailor with experience stitching flesh from being a Farstrider (giving stiches) and enough care in his work to do it well. He loathed the outcome of the work. He hated having to create monsters just like those that killed his brother.
And years later, in the Shadowlands, as Koltira is looking after Darion (Tira sees Darion as a replacement for Faltora, Darion sees Koltira as a replacement for Renault, because let's make this worse.), the House of Constructs makes their attempt at recruiting him.