1: If You Did The Plotline Of The Main Story That Is Just For Leveling, You Know Pelagos. If You Did

1: If you did the plotline of the main story that is just for leveling, you know Pelagos. If you did the Venthyr plot, you know Pelagos. Ardenweald? Pelagos. Korthia? Pelagos. Zereth Mortis? Pelagos. He's my comfort character so I don't mind the fact that he's literally always there, but if you did ANYTHING, you know Pelagos.

2: Because it's funny to throw the worlds most unqualified person to the wolves and watch them survive.

but why Pelagos… dude is an aspirant who hasn’t had any kind of narrative influence or relevance to earn that position. Like unless you play Bastion you barely even know who he is. And then he’ll just fucking what? Become a mindless robot for the rest of eternity chucking souls in different directions?

Why can’t you just let him stay in Bastion, let him grow and become Ascended. Join the Temple of Wisdom and be fucking happy with Kleia. Maybe even become a Paragon some day. What the actual fuck?

Writers what are you DOING? This story is so fucking BAD. Do these people just not know how to construct a narrative, full stop?

I did it.

I finally got a Genshin account.

Update: So this was a TIME. I got a new hyperfixation! I learned about HI3! I developed another mental illness! I speedran the entire nation of Liyue in under three hours! Inazuma took 3 days because I lost motivation to exist in the middle but it's fiiiiiiiiine. I have now completed every available archon quest. I pulled Neuvillette. I may have summoned a demon to do it but it's still fiiiiiiiiine.

I don't know why but I like bottom!Remus better than top!Remus. I just like the idea that you look at him and Sirius and Siri is short and has long hair with piercings, while Remus is towering with a bunch of scars, and you go "Oh yeah the tall guy tops" and he ACTS like a top, and then Sirius pins him down on a nearby table.

Yet another random detail from my fic.

The only thing Remus and Sirius really ever fought over (Besides both being whores and the Prank) is Ted and Andromeda.

Sirius is more than a little overprotective of Andy, and Ted was one of the few people Remus felt safe being his actual self with, so every time Ted did something less than absolute perfection, Sirius would attempt a murder, and Remus would attempt a manslaughter in defense of another. Peter typically ended up making them not kill each other or someone else.

Also Ted was a metamorphmagus who occasionally gave himself wolf ears to make Remus feel better. It worked. Remus cried.

Nymphadora Tonks: Mom, Dad, I'm getting a tax evasion marriage with Remus Lupin.

Ted Tonks: *Hysterical laughter*

Andromeda Tonks: *Equally hysterical laughter*

Nymphadora Tonks: Why are you laughing?

Ted: I- *Laughs too hard to keep talking*

Andromeda: *Still laughing* When we were in our seventh year and Remus was in his third- *pauses to laugh*

Ted: *Also still laughing* He finally got a bit tired of the 'Anything for our Moony' joke

Andromeda: So I said it again, and he responded-

Ted: "Your firstborn", if I recall correctly.

Andromeda: We love a man who keeps his promises

Dawn Winery in my fanfic/AU but Diluc is fucking RICH. Like- Sir- save some cash for the rest of us.

So, Dawn Winery supplies about 90% of Teyvat's wine. How? I don't know man, a 23 year old and his weird foster parents who might be evil and are entirely willing to kill gods for him decided to.

So, Dawn Winery and associated organizations would recieve 248,463,000,000 USD.

In this AU, they also run about half of the fruit industry of Teyvat.

That's another 63,360,000,000 USD, bringing us up to 311,823,000,000 USD. That is three hundred eleven billion eight hundred twenty million united states dollars.

Then we have the music industry, which owes many taverns across Teyvat large sums of money and relies on them for any income at all.

That adds about 5,000,000,000 at my best guess. This places us at 316,823,000,000 USD

The hospitality industry is about 45% owned by Dawn Winery and affiliated companies, adding 75,600,000,000. This brings us up to a whopping 392,423,000,000

Then we add about 1,000,000,000 from various other, smaller sources.

In total, Dawn Winery would be worth 393,423,000,000 USD, or 118,026,900 Mora.

The wealthiest man on Earth is Bernard Arnolt, worth 164 billion USD, or 49,200,000 Mora. This is a mere fraction of Dawn Winery's earnings. The fraction is about half, if you were wondering.

The owner of a company typically takes home about 10% of the total net income of the company. Diluc's yearly salary alone is 11,802,690 Mora, or 39,342,300,000

(NOTE: This does not include any inheritance or any money he spends. I took the overall net positive of each industry and ran it through a calculator. All negative from the business itself is therefore covered.)