She Can't Say She Know What Naruto Was A Teen Bc She Checked Out Vol 1 - 20 Like Three Times - Tumblr Posts
3 years ago
They Were Totally Weebs as Teens
Bruce and Selina sitting on the floor on the floor of his kitchen at 2 am
Bruce, showing Selina his Sasuke figurine: ᴵ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ᶦᵈᵉⁿᵗᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ʷᶦᵗʰ ʰᶦᵐ ᵃˢ ᵃ ᵗᵉᵉⁿ. ᴵ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉⁿᵗᶦʳᵉ ᵐᵃⁿᵍᵃ ᶜᵒˡˡᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒⁿ, ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵒˡˡᵉᶜᵗᵒʳ ᵉᵈᶦᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵃⁿᶦᵐᵉ. ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗᶦᵐᵉˢ ᴵ ᵖᵘᵗ ᶦᵗ ᵒⁿ ʷʰᵉⁿ ᴵ'ᵐ ʷᵒʳᵏᶦⁿᵍ.
Selina: Ha! Knew you were cringe as a teenager!
Bruce, pulling a custom made Mew Ichigo figurine out of a kitchen cabinet: ᴵ ʷᵃˢ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵗᵒ ˢᵃʸ ᴵ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ʰᵒʷ ᵐᵘᶜʰ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜʰᵉᶜᵏᵉᵈ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵀᵒᵏʸᵒ ᴹᵉʷ ᴹᵉʷ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵘᵇˡᶦᶜ ˡᶦᵇʳᵃʳʸ ᵃˢ ᵃ ᵗᵉᵉⁿᵃᵍᵉʳ ᵃⁿᵈ ʷᵃˢ ᵍᵒᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵍᶦᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵇᵘᵗ ᴵ ᵍᵘᵉˢˢ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵃⁿʸᵐᵒʳᵉ⁻⁻
Selina, ripping it out of Bruce's hand: MINE
Bruce:
Bruce: ᴴᵉʰ.
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be making those hcs where bruce was a 2000s weeb
GUYS
SELINA IS WALKING AROUND WITH CAT EARS
YOU KNOW SHE READ TOKYO MEW MEW OVER A THOUSAND TIMES
betting she got the idea for her whip from sailor venus
and yes bruce did find selina's library check-out history as a teenager
she can't say she know what naruto was a teen bc she checked out vol 1 - 20 like three times
only 1 - 20 bc it was all the library had at the time
selina is lucky she has bruce as a bf he pays for her ff14 account