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Tweak x Kwazii incorrect quotes?
You got it! ^^
Making this one fairly long because I haven't seen much content for this ship (and want to give the shippers something fun)
Half of these are clearly relationship, while the other half is random ^^"
Tw/Cw for swearing
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Tweak: I don't need sleep, sleep is for the weak! I'm not tired, I'll be fine >:3
Kwazii: Come on, it will be lonely! Just come at cuddle with me at least
Tweak: Are... you trying to seduce me into have a proper sleep schedule??
Kwazii:
Kwazii: is it working-
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Tweak: Kwazii, give me your hand
Kwazii, confused: Ok????
Tweak: *clips bracelet around their wrist*
Kwazii: Oh, thank! Umm, what is this for??
Tweak: To make sure people know you're mine >:1
Kwazii:
Kwazii: (,,Ծ‸Ծ,,)
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Kwazii: So, she kissed me
Barnacles: And you kissed her back?
Kwazii: No, her mouth, wHY would I kiss her back???
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Tweak: Life is kind of like Kwazii.
Tweak: Fast, unpredictable, but full of energy and excitement
Kwazii: Aww, thanks-
Tweak: and short
Kwazii:
Kwazii: >:/
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Tweak: Hey, I found a spider! A cool little thing, just vibing and eating other bugs-
Tweak: ...
Tweak: Fuck where did it go?
Kwazii: TWEAK WHAT THE FUCK!!!
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Tweak: Remember what I told you
Kwazii: I love you
Kwazii: And to stop crashing the Gup B
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Tweak: I have invited you all here to play one of the deadliest games ever made
Kwazii: Just Dance with nunchucks
Tweak:
Tweak: I was going to say lazer tag
Tweak: But now I'm interested...
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Kwazii: Every zoo can be a petting zoo if you're daring enough!
Tweak: How many times have you been kicked out of the zoo?
Kwazii: Next question!
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Kwazii: I can't do this without you Tweak! You're an essential part of the team and plan!
Tweak: You can do it without me, it would just be less stylish
Tweak:
Tweak: and a complete train wreck...
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Kwazii, coming back from a mission disappointed: T^T
Tweak: Kwazii, what did you think a tiger shark way??
Kwazii: I BELIEVED!!! AND SHELLINGTON LIED!!!
Shellington laughing in the back: >:3
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Kwazii: Are you ever going to listen to me or my ideas on gup modifications??
Tweak: Of course
Kwazii: Really!? When? Because I have a lot of ideas-
Tweak: When you stop crashing the gup whenever I add something new
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Tweak: How was your visit with your grandfather?
Kwazii: Pretty good! He taught me some laws of the wild
Tweak: Really? What kind?
Kwazii: Well for one if an alligator eats someone close to you then that alligator will instantly take their place
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Kwazii: Are we fighting or flirting?
Tweak: I have you pinned against a wall with a screwdriver aimed at you-
Kwazii: And?
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Tweak: I have no idea how I'm attracted to you
Kwazii: WELL YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME NOW!!!
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Kwazii: We had a date planned!
Tweak, confused: What date???
Kwazii: *aggressively points to a pirate based coloring book*
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I hope you enjoyed!! ^^
Requests are still open :>