Sherlock Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Mycroft: I hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandpa and grandma like babooshka or salami

Sherlock: I’m telling grandpa salami you were talking shit

Moriarty: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I’ve done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor!

Moriarty: I'm just joking

Moriarty: I've killed many, many people

Anderson: honestly i don’t understand sherlock’s problem with me

Sherlock:

John:

Greg:

Donovan:

Sherlock: this blanket could identify the murderer before you do

John: I love murder mysteries!

Sherlock *wanting to impress him*: I've been a murder suspect in at least four cases

John:...

John: do what you love

Sherlock: you

John: what?

Sherlock: what?

John: can you shut up? I'm trying to think

Sherlock: don’t worry, doing anything for the first time can be difficult

Moriarty: Good morning God has let me live another day and I'm about to make that everybody's problem

Irene: If a man calls you 'princess' in a condescending manner, use your newly appointed royal status to have him beheaded.

John: I’m getting a brain scan today. 

Sherlock: To check if you have one? 

John: …

John: Gee. Thank you for your concern and support. 

Sherlock: *smiles*