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Villainiece 02

Valerie: Doesn’t it bother anyone else that we have an egomaniacal madwoman chilling out in our attic?

Jacque Widow (Appearing on the tv screen): I will have you know i am of completely sound mental faculties cousin dear, in fact i carry around proof!

(Screen flashes to static then plays an image of Jacque holding a screw driver as a microphone and passionately lip syncing to a song)

Jacque Widow: Oh umm wait oops wrong file!

(Video continues to play but audio cuts out before new audio begins)

Man’s voice: I Doctor Harry Conner, being of sound mind and body, and under no form of duress or coercion, do here by swear that Jacqueline Widow shows no signs of narcissistic personality disorders or other mental deviations, she is very very sane, and you should feel silly for questioning her obviously grand and stable mind, also she is super smart and pretty and if you are a cute girl you should totally date her, there i read it now close the pool the barracudas are getting better at jumping!

Jacque Widow: See?