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Clark: Bruce, this is an intervention.

Bruce: …

Diana: It’s about the adoptions.

Bruce: [scoffs]

Oliver: You have too many fucking kids Brucie. How do you even tell them apart?

Bruce: [glaring] Oh really? Why don’t we ask my children if they think I have a “problem”? Surely their opinion should be considered?

—At the Manor—

Bruce: [to Tim] Do you think I adopt too many children?

Tim: Oh please tell me you didn’t. What’s this one? Assassin? Alien? Vengeful ghost?

Steph: Vengeful Alien Assassin Ghost?

Bruce: [to Jason] do you-

Jason: I’m here because Alfred made cupcakes. Don’t presume that means you can talk to me.

Bruce: Dick! Do you think I adopt too many children?

Dick: You’re an adult B. Just remember that if you take in another kid YOU have to take care of it, I’ve got my hands full with tha last one.

Bruce: [to Cass] what about you?

Cass: [signs] I also will not take care of it

Bruce: [to Damian] do I adopt too many-

Damian: Yes. To rectify it, you should disown Drake.

Tim: [from the other side of the room] HEY- FUCK YOU TOO

Bruce: [to Billy Batson] do you think I adopt too many children?

Clark: Bruce, that’s not one of yours

Bruce: [confused] what?

Billy: [to Damian] am I adopted now?

Jason: yes

Oliver: See, this proves-

Bruce: [to Jon Kent] do you-

Clark: HEY! That one’s mine!

Steph: [from behind him, in a creepy voice] Not anymore

Jason, Tim, Cass, and Duke: [chanting] One of us! One of us! One of us!

Clark: [genuinely distraught] Diana! Make them stop! Jon you’re not allowed to visit here anymore!