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OMG THANKS SM 😭😭 these headcanons are so cute!! I love them, it’s just how I’d imagine Scarlet and Nordic 😭😭😭
Can I have some Nordic Bunny and Daughter headcanons, it’s just I really like the idea of Nordic Bunny being a father figure 😭
Okay, I'll get to the other ones soon enough, but I just need to do this one because Nordic is such a girl dad,,
Nordic Bunny with a daughter headcanons 🎸 🎀
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❥ As stated, Nordic Bunny is a girl dad. He will absolutely gush over a daughter;
❥ He will spoil her, give her gifts, and get her the best of things. Anything she asks? He will give her no questions asked;
❥ But he is also protective, really protective. No way she is going ANYWHERE without bodyguards;
❥ Nordic will teach her to defend herself too, absolutely. Fighting moves? He's got it. If she doesn't inherit his powers, he's building her a laser gun;
❥ Will worry anytime she's not around him, especially on earth with the Shred Force. He's just so protective;
❥ He is a really fashionable guy, and his daughter has got to follow. They'd rock matching styles;
❥ Teaching his young daughter to use platforms. Yeah;
❥ Absolutely will teach her to hate the Rock Gods and the Shred Force. He trusts her to carry on his legacy;
❥ Overall, he might be too protective and worries too much, but he is a good parent and is doing his best.
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Woke up from my sleep and awoke to this dork (he is so cool I love him sm oh my god)
Enjoy this doodle, might color later idk (the lack of Nordic bunny everywhere is astonishing and sad :( )
Pt 2 Nordic Bunny x Reader WP (W.I.P.)
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Part one:
Here you are sitting in a sad break room chowing down on a bag of cool ranch doritos, because for some reason they didn't seem to have any other flavors. As you're munching Nordic Bunny tries to fit himself into one of the small break room chairs. They were obviously not meant for him but he seemed insistent on trying to sit there.
After a while he got himself awkwardly squished in the chair and triumphantly looks up to you.
"So huuuman, seeing as we are now friends AND hanging out. It is my right as your BESTEST BUDDY IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE!!!... to be asking you some... bonding questions!"
He laughs off to the side and mumbles something about being so clever and tricking us into handing over our "planetary secrets", whatever that means.
"Oh yeah sure man, shoot." You reply between chews. Nordic Bunny grimaces then shakes his head.
"First question! What are Shred Force's weaknesess?"
You ponder that for a bit. No one really knew anything about the two rascals that called themselves "Shred Force". They kinda were just... there. Every now and then there would be some sort of monster and then they would show and blow up half of the city you lived in. But you really didn' know anything about what they dealt with and who they were, being more preoccupied with your own life and problems.
"Hmmm, I don't really know. I've never really interacted with them."
You shrugged, grabbing another chip from the bag.
"Wha- You gotta know SOMETHING! Ugh... Ahem, well then what, pray tell, is the weakness of EVERY SINGLE HUMAN? AND DON'T YOU DARE THINK OF LYING TO ME!!!"
"Uhhh... Well, everyone is kinda different so I wouldn't really be able to say..."
Nordic Bunny scowled at this. Trying to save face you make something up on the fly. Those improv classes you took during highschool better not fail you now.
"Buuut, most humans are weak tooooo-" You look around quickly looking for "HuManIty's gReatEst WeakNess".
"-uhhhhh ranch?"
"..."
"... Liste-"
"OF COURSE! IT ALL MAKES SENSE!!"
"Huh?"
"You humans have MOUNTAINS of that stuff! You just can't live without it! OH, how did I not see it before?!"
He abruptly stands up, knocking over his chair, and grabs you by your arm. Dragging you behind him once again.
"WE MUST PLAN FOR MY NEW BRILLIANT AND AWESOME SCHEME!"
"What scheme?"
"We will steal ALL THE RANCH FROM EARTH! AND THEN NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO STOP US FROM TAKING OVER THAT HOPELESS PLANET!"
He laughs to himself, and you can't help but smile along with him. He has quite a nice laugh, in your opinion.
Walking back down the halls to his strange war room, the reality of your situation sinks in. You are stuck in space with a crazy 10ft tall guitar man who wants to take over the Earth... Hey, we'll at least you aren't hungry anymore!
You both make it back to the "war room". This time you get a good look around. It was filled with all sorts of tech, including a medium holo-Earth that Nordic Bunny seemed to gravitate towards. Towards the back end of the room was a huge window that made up most, if not all, of the wall. Around the sides were extra doors, lights, and tubes that you had no idea what they went to.
"Muahahahahaaa, oh yes I can see it now! We can even make little ranch stealing ROBOTS to do our bidding. AHahahahooo!"
He pulls you aside and starts rambling on and on about his plan, and you listen intensively. He just seems so passionate and creative! You can't help it!
A couple minutes later he calls over some of his minions to bring over blue print paper and a table. When they arrive they are heaving over a big metal table with some paper and pens on top. The two minions let it down with a bang and Nordic Bunny rushes over to it enthusiastically. They seem out of breath, how long have they been carrying that?
After they collect themselves one of them turns over and sees you. They turn back around and nudge their partner whispering to them, they both are now just staring and talking to each other.
Nordic Bunny takes notice of this and spins around, looking back and forth between his minions and you. You honestly could care less about what anyone thinks, but you don't really want to get caught up in whatever space drama is going on right now. So you're feeling, reasonably, a small bit uncomfortable at the moment.
"DON'T YOU TWO HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO?!"
Before your eyes the two are blasted away by Nordic Bunny's hand and are now nothing but feathers.
"Wha- What the HELL?!"
You look incredulously at Nordic Bunny.
"Oh not to worry my dear compatriot! They are simply clones. Of MY design, might I add!"
He poses pridefully, looks back over to you then looks away awkwardly.
"Huh, uh cool."
Taking a breath in you walk over to the work bench he had been working at before to see unfinished sketches of what looks to be robot eels designed to steal... ranch. It does look super advanced though. At least more advanced than you could understand.
"Wow, you did all this?" You gesture to the blue prints and look up at Nordic Bunny.
"W- Why yes! I did!"
"Geez, this is some high level stuff. Super smart, and it looks so wicked!"
He appears to be taken aback by the compliment, donning a shocked expression on his face, then replacing it with a look of smug satisfaction.
"Of course it looks cool! Only the best made by yours truly!"
You snicker a bit at that and he grins then perks up. Grabbing you by the shoulders and pushing you towards the huge windows you saw before.
"AND! AND! The robots will be produced over there! In my very own factory!"
Your eyes widen at the sight before you. Through the windows you are greeted by a production line of sorts, all kinds of machinery moving rhythmically and in pace with each other. You squint and look past the factory and can somewhat make out... a city?
"Impresive!... right?"
You look over to the validation seeking guitar and nod, stars in your eyes.
"This is so freaking cool, dude."
You turn back towards the window to keep gawking at the machines. Unbeknownst to you, the overlord beside you doesn't look at his factory, but at his new partner in crime. With just the same amount of fascination.
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(TYSM FOR READING AND FOR ALL THE POSITIVE FEEDBACK FROM THE LAST POST)
(I will be crossposting this on ao3 here's a link:
(Here are some doodles B))
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Nordic Bunny x Reader WP Pt3 (W.I.P.)
The rest of the day went by relatively quickly. You listened to Nordic Bunny rant about Shred Force, his amazing plan, and how awesome he is. Surprisingly, you didn't get tired of hearing him talk. He had interesting things to say! You didn't have to justify your actions. You simply liked listening to him!
You did, however, get sleepy. It's safe to assume Nordic Bunny noticed because he made it known, loudly.
"Quit dozing off! Is what I am saying not INTERESTING enough for your HUMAN BRAIN?!... Do you need more food? Are you broken?!"
For a moment you could've sworn he was worried and was fussing over you... nahhhh
"Yeah I'm good, just tired."
You yawn and sluggishly shrug of his questions.
"Go ahead and tell me more about uhhhh... robots?"
He moves his face closer to yours and stares at you for a split second, as if to inspect it for lies. After finding nothing he smiles and leans back, you didn't notice the small bit of blush on his face.
"OF COURSE! I knew that!!"
You both sat in silence for a bit. Ultimately, you broke the quiet atmosphere with a yawn,
"Hey not to overstep, but like, do you got... a bed or something?"
He looks puzzled and goes off to the side, talking with himself.
"Hmmm, well... there's... uhh no no... hmmmm."
He turns back around to face you, looks you up and down.
"Hmmmm, I guess I'll just have to get one of my minions to make up somewhere for you to sleep!"
You sleepily nod, not entirely aware of what's going on around you. Nordic Bunny strides to the exit to leave, presumably to get one of his minions to do his bidding. As he's walking away he notices the lack of your presence next to him. Having dragged you around all day he had unconsciously moved to grab your arm only for it to not be there. Turning back around to where you are now dozing off he picks you up around your torso and carries you with one arm on his side. Your arms and legs are dangling a couple feet in the air, given his height. But despite that you are actually quite comfortable.
In time you find yourself falling asleep, not being able to fight off the exhaustion you had.
You wake up to the "peaceful" uproar of shouting and a lazer being blasted.
"I SAID BE QUIET!!!"
Ah, Nordic...
"CAN'T YOU SEE THEY ARE TRYING TO SLEEP?! How can I get intel if my human isn't rested up, because you NIMRODS are being TOO LOUD?!"
The yelling is followed by a couple more blasts. Being fully rested, you get up and take in the new room.
Kinda similar to Nordic Bunny's war room, there is definitely a huge red them going on. Different kinds of circuit boards and tubes line the walls, no visible windows, and it sorta looks like they just cleared out a walk in closet and set up a bed (no galvanized steel or eco friendly wood veneers anywhere). Speaking of, the bed you are resting on is a standard twin sized bed with cherry red sheets with matching pillows and a scarlet comforter. Nice.
"OH, you're awake!"
You turn your face to see Nordic Bunny's face wayyy too close to yours.
"Uhhh, hey?"
"GOOD MORNING! As the humans say. I'm quite knowledgeable about your human culture, and EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE UNIVERSE!"
"Hm? Oh yeah, good morning."
Is it morning? Oh well, you wouldn't have anyway to check anyway.
"SO!... Uh, how do you like your room?"
Nordic looks to be almost a bit shy when waiting for your approval.
"Oh yeah, no it's cool. Thanks by the way, real nice of you!"
You give him a soft smile and he flusters a moment before proudly posing and standing a bit taller. How can he get even taller?!
"Ah yes well, I AM THE BEST! And I provide only THE BEST for my... friends?"
He seems to think momentarily for that word. Looking to you seeking a reaction.
"Sure, nice going, uh- friend?"
His face lights up and he virtually lunges at you, scooping you up and spinning you in a tight hug.
"BRILLIANT!!"
He stops abruptly and sets you down. You nearly fall over from the dizziness.
"Oh OH! I have something for you, because my AWESOMENESS KNOWS NO BOUNDS."
Oh, and there he goes running down the hall, leaving you alone with your thoughts... You've been getting pretty comfy here. Heck, you even got your own room now. But what about you lofe on Earth? You didn't have much, but the things you did have were yours. Will you ever see your cramped apartment again? Your extremely rude boss? Your friends? Do they even know you're gone?... Do they even care?
Your thinking is interrupted by the sound of shouting and frantic running. Nordic Bunny bursts into the room with a... PHONE?!
"BEHOLD, A HUMAN DEVICE!"
You look up and see Nordic Bunny parading around a small smartphone in his hands and then presents it to you.
"Oh my god! This... this is great! Thank you so much!"
You're not tearing up at all. Nope, nuh uh.
"OF COURSE! You can go ahead and tell me how great and amazing I am!"
He looks smug as you praise him and thank him profusely for everything he's given you... you god damn cornball.
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(Thank you so much for reading and to everybody giving positive feedback and interacting!!! ;^;)
(Sorry this part is a bit late. I had a bit of trouble thinking of what direction I wanted this to go. I got it now tho!!!)
(And now for your designated doodles)
Nordic Bunny x Reader pt4 W.I.P.
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Two weeks.
Two whole weeks had passed.
To be fair your stay in space with the megalomaniac guitar hadn't been that bad. You had food, water, company, and you were spoiled rotten. Every 5 minutes you were practically showered in presents. Mostly Nordic Bunny merch (how the hell he was able to make marketable plushies of himself was beyond your understanding), but he also gave you little trinkets that came from Earth (you also had no idea how he got these).
You had made up a nice routine for yourself as well. After Nordic gave you a phone, which you had figured out was an outdated Iphone, you were able to tell the time and set a nice schedule for yourself. For being such an energetic guy, Nordic Bunny slept in till noon. You had also learned very quickly not to go into his room before he had loudly announced that he was awake, after an incident where you caught him having a tea party with a bright pink stuffed rabbit. That day you had vowed yourself to secrecy and to just wait for Nordic to get out of his room to start the day.
Before noon came along you usually just wandered about, got food, and occasionally helped out with any tasks the minions had around the headquarters. Getting familiarized with the place you learned that you were straight up on a completely different planet. You weren’t really interested in exploring the rest of the planet, not really knowing if it was safe or not.
When Nordic did wake up, he would go looking for you. He wouldn’t act like it or ever admit that he was, but you could tell. And whenever he thought you weren’t paying attention, his eyes would follow you. No matter where you were, across the room or just straight up right next to him.
From that point in the day he would drag you around the factory, talking about his evil plans, how production was going for the “ranch robots”, and so on. Your conversations also started feeling a little less one sided, he would ask for you input sometimes and listen. After “work” (you didn’t really do anything), you shared some down time with Nordic. You introduced him to some stuff that you could do with your phone, like angry birds, prank calling (he was really fond of that one), and reluctantly some social media. Not wanting to see anyone you used to know on the internet, you stuck strictly to cat videos, epic fails, and pranks. Y̶o̶u̶ d̶i̶d̶n̶'t̶ w̶a̶n̶t̶ t̶o̶ s̶e̶e̶ h̶o̶w̶ w̶e̶l̶l̶ t̶h̶e̶y̶ w̶e̶r̶e̶ d̶o̶i̶n̶g̶ w̶i̶t̶h̶o̶u̶t̶ y̶o̶u̶.
Towards the end of the day Nordic would walk you to your room to sleep. Crawling onto your bed and throwing any of Nordic’s gifts gently to the floor, you cozied up in the scarlet sheets you have grown fond of and recounted the events of the day. Right before you drifted off to sleep, to dream about penguins or talking waffles, you heard a conversation right outside your door. Time to eavesdrop!
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Nordic Bunny stood outside your door for a bit after you went inside. You had certainly made your place on his planet, and in his head. You intrigued him so much. You were kind, you were fun, you felt… safe? He felt like no matter what you wouldn’t ridicule him or make him feel like a loser. You made him feel happy.
He would do anything to keep that feeling around. To keep you around.
“Lord Nordic Bunny, sir!”
“AHHHHHH”, Nordic Bunny startled, letting out a shrill scream.
“Apologies, sir! I didn’t intend to scare you, Lord Nordic Bunny, Ruler of the Galaxy and Nightmare to humanity!”, the minion saluted.
“Y-You didn’t scare me!!! Just!- What do you want, moron?!”
“I am here to report to you that the ‘Radical Ranch Eels’ army is complete!”
Nordic Bunny smiles at that. The army was done! Soon he could invade Earth, with you by his side! He can’t wait to tell y-
“Awaiting orders to dispose of the human prisoner, sir!”
… what?
“What did you just say?” Nordic Bunny startles, then scowls at his minion.
“W-well, the plan was to just get intel from the human. We did that, so why would we keep them around?”
Nordic falters. They were technically right, the goal was to get information out of you. But… things are different, you were his friend! He couldn’t just get rid of you like that! But then everyone would think he was soft, a loser, weak. He couldn’t have that. He was the STRONG and FEARED Lord Nordic Bunny, RULER OF THE GALAXY and NIGHTMARE TO HUMANITY! He needed to find a way to keep his reputation and his friend.
“Are you questioning MY leadership?”
“N-no, I-”
“Questioning MY plans?! Trying to tell ME what to do?! We are keeping the human around!-”
Phew
“- BUT, we will get rid of them AFTER the success of the invasion!”
“Sir, yes, sir!”
“Now GET OUT OF HERE!” Nordic Bunny zaps the minion and storms away.
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“We will get rid of them AFTER the success of the invasion!”
Oh. Oh damn. He's going to get rid of you. You feel cold, your lungs feel heavy, as do your limbs. You knew from the beginning that Nordic was trying to get information from you, but you thought that changed. Or at the very least you meant a little more to him than a human informant.
You shuffle back to the bed and fall. You feel heavy, tired, and fucking stupid. You always seem to get ahead of yourself, getting super attached to anyone who gives you the slightest bit of attention. Seeing someone as a close friend when they only really see you as an annoyance or an obstacle.
Turning over, you sigh. Mentally preparing yourself for being thrown away by someone you care about and for a restless night of sleep.
In the morning you were woken up by Nordic Bunny. Announcing proudly that the eel robots were done and that a ship will be prepared and set on course to invade Earth. You groggily sit up and acknowledge him with a grunt, grabbing your things (which is just your phone). Nordic Bunny looks you up and down skeptically, probably because you look like shit.
“Are you… Feeling ok?” He asks, uncharacteristically quiet.
“Mhm, awesome. Never been better.” You snap back. Stretching a “smile” across your face, it turns out looking more like a grimace.
Nordic waits for a bit, possibly for a real response. You don’t say anything to him. He moves to walk down the hall, to the invading ship. You both pass the dining hall on the way and Nordic stops, perking up and turning to you with a smile.
“Does my loyal companion need something to eat, before wreaking HAVOC on humanity?!”
“Mmmmmm, not hungry.” You mumble. You feel nauseous, “loyal companion” my ass.
He frowns slightly and continues on. Finally, you both make it to the ship boarding area. You can see many of Nordic’s minions, carrying cargo and serpent-like robots. Following Nordic Bunny onto the ship, you look back, then board the ship
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(SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG!!! it is one of the longer parts. It was originally going to be bigger, but I didn't want to wait any longer)
(TYSM FOR THE POSTIVE FEEDBACK AND FOR READING... Here are some doodles)
THIS FUCKING ROCKS 🤘🤘
A art trades for @ikissroaches hope you like it!
⚠️DO NOT USE MY ART!⚠️
[Is meme this time and i change littlemy art style nb]
He wouldn't shut up.~
I can finally show this one off! This was a print to show the mans himself, Dana Snyder, and he absolutely loved it at GalaxyCon <3
More sketches from may (i found them yay). Theyre very messy so sorry about that. Also, i rly wish shred force became an actual series it wouldve been good.
Anyways, I HAVE to draw sadny bin eventually. And maybe tmrw I’ll post some more sketches from may (megumi, kashimo, yuji and a colored drawing).