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Nice

People are really calling themselves sigma males? I thought it was a joke...

Hierarchies:

Betamax Male

SelectaVision Male

VHS Male

U-Matic Male

Laserdisc Male

DVD Male

UMD Male

HD-DVD Male

Blu-Ray Male

Blu-Ray 4k UHD Male

This was originally like 1200 words but I'm not good enough a writer to make people listen to me yap for so long so I whittled it down to "capitalism is like if someone was like 'what if things were good?' and then someone else was like 'no, that's gay, and also I hate you, and also curse of Asmodeus, and just cause you asked, I'm gonna put plastic in your blood and rocks in your shoes, but the rocks are actually GRENADES, and the plastic is made out of POISON and also there's French people' "