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I saw this thing on Pinterest where Jack was asking what Miko was drinking and Miko said sparkling water and the bots look at her with disgust 😭 I’M TOTALLY GONNA WRITE THIS WITH READER 😭😭😭😭

If you are taking any request could you do an autobot or decepticon reaction (maybe culture shock) to a gn human who LOVES sour candy, like they crave the sour to blister and bleed their tongue until they are unable to use their tastebuds for days and keep going through the pain eating the sour candy. The candy they eat can be referred to tasting like battery acid from a non-sour enthusiast. Personally 'toxic waste' that comes in the barrels, and 'Black death' (the most sour) are my top sour candies.

I got ya 😼😼

@blobs-away

SORRY I TOOK WAY TOO LONG

I’m low key craving sour gummies now

TFP deceptions x GN! Sour lover! Human reader

fluff(☁️)

The bots have seen you munch on candy before but for some reason you cannot stop eating this candy you call sour (it taste like straight battery acid to them but you like it)

Days turned into weeks as you kept going in and out of the med bay

“[NAME]…will you stop eating that scrap you don’t want to see you in this med bay I enjoy the attention but everyday is a lot” Knockout tries to plead with you but he knows you won’t listen, every time he heals your tongue and tells you to stay away from your sour candies you don’t listen, you’re a very stubborn human.

“Knock outh but iths candy Thour candy, leth me live my life, y’know? YOLO” You say with a lisp, knockout just sighs as he heals your tongue

“Fine but it looks like your tongue is deteriorating, some of your taste buds are missing [NAME] you look like you have a chain smoker tongue”

You snort at his remark, you roll your eyes “yeah yeah whatever doc”

As knockout finishes, he Glases at you and shakes his helm(?) “can you at least promise me no more sour candies at least for a while, your health is way more important to m-everyone”

You sheepishly sigh, you felt a bit guilty “alright fine…I’ll lay off, for now”

Knockout smiles slightly and pats your head slightly with his “good little human, now run along”

you scurry out of the med bay, you grab a toxic waste out of your pocket, you contemplated about eating it, you don’t want to explain to knockout how your tongue got damaged again but then again it was sour candy and you couldn’t quit cold turkey, you chuckle slightly, a little bit couldn’t hurt…right?