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Sleepy drive

Bayverse! Drift x human Reader

he doesn’t get enough love tbh 😤

tw: ☁️💗 (fluff + romance)

2nd pov: you, yours, yourself

you could not sleep, you had a very long day with all that running around so you decided to hop into your boyfriend and just sit there for a sec

he asked you if you were okay and why you aren’t recharging

you said you weren’t really that sleepy even though you looked like this:

(Not really but you get the idea 😭)

so he started his engine and started to drive around the city, he said that driving helps humans fall asleep because your muscles are relaxed

you knew you wouldn’t fall asleep but 20 minutes later you were fast asleep like a little baby wrapped in a baby

Drift chuckled as he adjusted his front mirror to look at you (such a sappy bot he swears one day he’ll marry you)

He pulled back into your driveway and let you sleep in his alt mode as he started to go offline to recharge aswell

Hope you enjoyed this!!!

FOUND

this is part 2 from DEATH (cuz like Melanie comes back to life)

POV: 2nd person: you, yours, yourself

tw: ☁️ (fluff)

it’s been five years

five years since you’ve been gone and it sucks

you were celebrating your nth birthday alone it was hard but you got use to it after some time.

you tried fixing the ship but it was really no use luckily the ship had an automatic distress signal if you went radio silent for a while.

you’ve been waiting and waiting but you knew you where going to be stuck in space till the end of time, I mean this isn’t really a bad way to go out at least you get to see the stars as you take your last breath, but as for right now you weren’t going to be dead for quite awhile or at least you hope so

its was time to turn in for the night? Day? You stopped telling time after you left earth

you went to lay on the floor nodding off into a dreamless sleep.

hours went by and you stirred awake hearing a loud beeping sound, you shot up going to the sound it was the distress signal oh thank the heavens you’ve finally been found after all these years you’ve been saved

oh how you’re going to save the people or aliens who’ve saved you, your ship was taken into your savior’s ship.

you open your ships door and the blast of cool air was very refreshing, you step out and stretch

this ship looked really familiar to you, but it’s been five years there is no way in hell that you were back in..

“[NAME]?”

(I’ll leave the rest to your imagination mwahahhahaha😈😈😈) Hope you enjoyed this!!!!

[NAME] telling Rodimus off over his stupid antics again :p

(I tried to put you in those space suits that covers your face, tell me if you don’t want the suit :,3)

what should I do first?

I wanna write I just don’t know which one

swerve x you

sorry I’m not posting I’m low key trynna get my drivers permit

Die for you

okay so Rodimus x you won so here u go :p

TW: fluff (☁️)

pov: 2nd (you, yours, yourself)

“y know that I’d die for you right?”

you snapped out of your daze and looked up at your tall boyfriend “what?”

“I’d die for you” he repeated confidently, he rubbed your head

“but why? I mean not that I appreciate it or anything” you questioned him raising an eyebrow as you melted into his touch.

“well, sweetspark, out of all the flings and relationships I’ve had, I love you the most, you make my life complete, I really don’t deserve you” Rodimus spit out in a loving tone, gosh he really does love you with all his spark, it makes your heart stop for a second. “you’re such a sap yknow” you chuckle “but thank you because I’d die for you to” you look at him with loving eyes “whose sappy now, if you can see yourself look at me” Rodimus laughed as you punched his hand in a playful way. “oh shut up and keep rubbing my head!”

he laughed for a bit before rubbing your head again, you started to fall asleep.

“[NAME]?”

“hm?”

“I love you”

“I love you to Rodimus”

I saw this thing on Pinterest where Jack was asking what Miko was drinking and Miko said sparkling water and the bots look at her with disgust 😭 I’M TOTALLY GONNA WRITE THIS WITH READER 😭😭😭😭

SPARKLING WATER?!?

silly funny idea I saw on pinterest

pov: 2nd you, yourself, yours

You and Jack were playing super smash bros on the couch with raf and Miko on both sides of the couch watching you guys play, you grab for your sparkling water and start to take a sip from it.

“[NAME], what is that I see you drink that a lot” raf asks you “oh this? It’s sparkling water citrus flavored wanna waterfall?” You tell raf as you were about to give him you bottle, the bottle is snatched from your hands and thrown against the wall.

“BEE WHAT THE HELL?” You yell at him in disbelief “I needed that!” bee started buzzing at you profusely, you guys bicker back and forth.

“what’s wrong with me drinking sparkling water!?” You yell at bee

“whose drinking what?” Ratchet starts walking to you and bee, bee points at you as he beeps at ratchet

“WHAT?! [NAME] WHY ARE YOU DRINKING THAT SCRAP?” Ratchet panics as he puts his hands on his head

“you two are over reacting it’s sparkling water” you roll your eyes at both of them, Miko is holding in laughs because of your obliviousness “[N]-[NAME] y-y-ynkow what” Milo starts crying laughing at you, you looked confused, then it clicks you were drinking sparkling water…how were going to explain this to the bots? You sigh and chuckle a bit “guys I’m drinking carbonated water not actual robot baby juice” you laugh it off

Rachet and bee side eye each other before looking back at you

Safe to say that they were scared of you for a while

I don’t know if I said this but my inbox is open if you wanna request anything :3

I’m totally not saying this because I can’t think of anything to write

ANYWAYS GO AGEAD AND REQUEST THINGS

test

It works I forgot to open it 😭

Dawg let's go! Can you do a gn!reader with mtmte Megatron where they went up to him and asked if he can check a poem they've been working one. Megs reads it and was confused when the poem sounded like it was roasting a certain red and yellow mech. He asked why and reader just said, "just wanna see he's reaction" since he's been pranking them non-stop so it might be funny to write a poem that straights up grilling Rodimus

"Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Your new paint job ain't that rad,

That's why you're not cool"

MY FIRST ASK (sorry I took so long oh my gosh)

pov: 2nd pov (you yours yourself)

Platonic! ☁️

-Megatron was watching you from afar you were writing something on a legal pad

-You looked up and smiled at megaton he waved back “[NAME] what are you writing?” Megaton asked tilting his helm slightly

“oh it’s just a poem I’ve been working” you responded

-Megarton showed a bit of excitement (not a lot LOL)

he liked to write poetry aswell!! “May I see?”

Megatron asked a little bit of enthusiasm, you nodded your head.

you gave him your legal pad, he started to read it his optics scanning over every sentence “[NAME]..what…what is this” Megatron rubbed his temples (?) and sighed, megaton looked at you in disbelief

you smiled a bit “A poem for Rodimus”

“This is more like a roast than a poem [NAME]” Megatron looked at you blankly, he rolled his eyes “okay so why are you writing this?” Megaton asked you

“Because that…butthole keeps prancing me so I’m writing a poem to teach him a lesson…and his new paint job sucks” you looked smug, megaton did a grandpa laugh and handed back you legal pad “g-good luck with that [NAME], tell me how it goes”

you gave megatron a thumbs up as you make your way to rodimus.

you heard sobbing an hour later

“MY PAINT J-JOB IS AMAZING”

you snorted

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SORRY THIS TOOK ME FOREVER!!! Finals were kicking my ass BUT I’m all done and I passed them all:3

If you are taking any request could you do an autobot or decepticon reaction (maybe culture shock) to a gn human who LOVES sour candy, like they crave the sour to blister and bleed their tongue until they are unable to use their tastebuds for days and keep going through the pain eating the sour candy. The candy they eat can be referred to tasting like battery acid from a non-sour enthusiast. Personally 'toxic waste' that comes in the barrels, and 'Black death' (the most sour) are my top sour candies.

I got ya 😼😼

@blobs-away

SORRY I TOOK WAY TOO LONG

I’m low key craving sour gummies now

TFP deceptions x GN! Sour lover! Human reader

fluff(☁️)

The bots have seen you munch on candy before but for some reason you cannot stop eating this candy you call sour (it taste like straight battery acid to them but you like it)

Days turned into weeks as you kept going in and out of the med bay

“[NAME]…will you stop eating that scrap you don’t want to see you in this med bay I enjoy the attention but everyday is a lot” Knockout tries to plead with you but he knows you won’t listen, every time he heals your tongue and tells you to stay away from your sour candies you don’t listen, you’re a very stubborn human.

“Knock outh but iths candy Thour candy, leth me live my life, y’know? YOLO” You say with a lisp, knockout just sighs as he heals your tongue

“Fine but it looks like your tongue is deteriorating, some of your taste buds are missing [NAME] you look like you have a chain smoker tongue”

You snort at his remark, you roll your eyes “yeah yeah whatever doc”

As knockout finishes, he Glases at you and shakes his helm(?) “can you at least promise me no more sour candies at least for a while, your health is way more important to m-everyone”

You sheepishly sigh, you felt a bit guilty “alright fine…I’ll lay off, for now”

Knockout smiles slightly and pats your head slightly with his “good little human, now run along”

you scurry out of the med bay, you grab a toxic waste out of your pocket, you contemplated about eating it, you don’t want to explain to knockout how your tongue got damaged again but then again it was sour candy and you couldn’t quit cold turkey, you chuckle slightly, a little bit couldn’t hurt…right?

I have a funni idea I might write out

Where reader is drinking those over carbonated sprites and reader is always saying that the sprite taste like straight battery acid and the bots are looking at reader like ‘wtf why are you drinking battery acid?!?!?!’ And they knock the drink out of reader’s hand 😪

tailgate head cannons

-leaves you for a man (if you are a man then he leaves you for cyclonus)

wanted to try something different for a change (you ask MTMTE characters to get u cheese cake)

Probably is ooc lol 😭

(Rods, tailgate and cyclonus, swerve, whirl, tarn)

Roddy:

Tailgate, Cyclonus:

Swerve:

Whirl:

Tarn:

Should I make more???

so I’m making an animation/animatic(??)

Who should [NAME]/you guys shoot?

I love my wife…

May or may not be a self ship heh…

gonna write angst with this HEHAHAHAHGAGAGAHAH

Do you think you’d kill for me one day?

yes, of course I will my darling: starscream, megaton, soundwave, shockwave, cyclonus, drift, ratchet, ultra mags, Optimus, (2018) bumblebee, (tf one) sentinel prime (unfortunately), skywarp, grimlock, dreadwing, breakdown, ur fav :p

I don’t really like Lana del ray cuz she’s…erm, but that song lyric was stuck in my head all night :sob: