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Ahhh... Life is so strange
After making this post literally the most stupid thing to a person (other than me) came to my feed and just up-lifted my spirits and gave me the motivation to keep going-
Thank you very much dear universe. I don't understand you but you affect my life in so many ways I can't even comprehend it.
Just a dumb little vent.
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I… I have nothing to say about it, now, with permission *goes to the corner*
Slashers Memes fully inspired by the hilarious Grabber meme @silversquirtle made!
He got you some flowers, how sweet
michael with his tits out what will he do
sometimes i feel bad for the followers who came here for re8 and then got greeted to michael’s man tits
it gets awful hot in texas basements during summer,,,
Hoping you all have great a slasher summer! Remember to use sunscreen, stay hydrated, use bug spray, check for ticks, and have fun! <3
Me meeting someone new
Them: So what are your hobbies?
What I say: Oh um, I like playing video games and...reading?
Vs
What I actually want to say: I throughly enjoy getting lost in my delusions and imagining myself in life threatening scenarios because my life is boring.
the real life killers..I agree with completely with...but the fictional ones? No..and they fuckin cry about it for all I care..if I wanna screw Billy Loomis I can
Orgianl psot for quotev users of tumblr https://www.quotev.com/groups/632304133/topic/7556911