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1 year ago

I love fat greasy slobs so much, they can gorge on their slop and leave stains without a care. Just hearing them munch and gulp so loudly, panting every so often, moaning with pleasure on how tasty the food is. Watching them overstuff themselves with those fatty meals~♡

Even better is if they're reeking with sweat, too ♡♡ That big, warm musky body~ They probably don't even realize just how much of an intoxicating aroma they wear. So I'd love to nuzzle their chubby, wet armpit,.,.,,, that arm flab resting on my head as I sink my face, getting a deep sense of their smell. I would definitely nuzzle their fat greasy gut too, of course. Just me being slathered in their filthiness.

Throughout all my little cuddles, they keep shoveling food. They also don't even care if a couple of gross things fall on me. Sauces, crumbs, liquids, chunks of food. They might even let out a guttural belch in my direction~. Such an uncaring personality, and a lazy one too...

Because after they finally consume everything, I have to be the one to clean everything. All the stains, crumbs, spills... so much of their filth that I have to deal with. They might even want me to lick off the stains on their face or belly, too. And I'll happily do it, because I love their disgusting, gluttonous behavior~♡♡♡♡


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2 years ago

I'm just a FAT GOONER getting FATTER each day and even more stupid.


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1 year ago

So I listened Aaron Beauregard’s book Playground a couple days ago, absolutely loved it. I decided to listen to The Slob by the same author and I’m really not as into it. In fact I kind of hate it.

What I want in a splatterpunk book is PLOT! I want comedy, drama, gore, and a HAPPY ending! Like yeah this book is just a woman goes into a house, gets assulted a lot, and leaves…great for telling me? I don’t care! I want stuff to happen!! That’s why I liked playground so much, not only was there the drama of the kids situation, but there was also the adults trying to “crack” Rock and make him admit that he essentially hates what he is doing. The part with Rock was actually much more interesting to me than the kids. I know what will happen with the kids, but with rock and the adults there’s more of an internal struggle than external. Although I will say during the “skateboarding” scene I audibly was SCREAMING!!

Again I want a book that will not only make me audibly gasp but make me invested in the characters. I love splatterpunk but I feel like so much of it is just rape and murder with nothing else, I want a STORY to read!! Not just some case file of what happened to someone.

Anyway:

Playground by Aron Baeregard I would give a 10/10

Slob by Aron Beauregard I didn’t actually finish becuase I didn’t like it, but I would give it a 3/10

Ps. also haha if anyone knows good splatterpunk books with a dash of humor maybe u could reccomend me some idk maybe if you want to


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1 year ago
Fat Gainer Looking For A Serious Feeder From The UK Or US Who'd Be Able And Willing To Take Control Over

Fat gainer looking for a serious feeder from the UK or US who'd be able and willing to take control over my weight and body shape and fatten me up to an enormous size. My huge dream is to become a very big superchub and I really need a commited feeder in my life to help me get there...

DM me if this is something you'd be intereted in. I've got quite a sub side to my personality and I'm willing to radically change my life in order to become really super obese, including relocating to a new city or country.


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1 year ago
Chubby Gainer Looking For Something Long-term With A Man Who Would Like To Help Me Get A Lot Fatter And

Chubby gainer looking for something long-term with a man who would like to help me get a lot fatter and become a superchub. Someone who would encourage me and help me put on a lot more weight and grow a huge belly. I'm based in North West England, but willing to recloate in order to realise my dreams. DM me if you want to chat about this stuff. Only real people please...


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1 year ago
makemeveryfat - makemeveryfat (fat.gainer@yahoo.com)

Chubby gainer looking for something long-term with a man who would like to help me get a lot fatter and become a superchub. Someone who would encourage me and help me put on a lot more new blubber. I'm based in the UK but willing to relocate to make this happen. DM me if you want to chat.


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4 years ago

Just thinkin bout a parallel universe where it's normal for waitstaff to rub your belly and burp you while you're eating. The sole reason to go to a restaurant is to gorge as much as possible. In between dishes, a server would kneel beside you and massage your gut in preparation. Helping you digest so you can eat, and eat, and eat.

They'd pat you on the back until gas rumbles up your throat and you burp, which of course would be seen as a compliment to the chef. If it's a fart that needs out just say the word, and they'll push on your belly until you're drilling a deep rumbler into the seat.

Imagine going on a date with someone who, for whatever reason, is completely unaccustomed to this. You watch as they sheepishly accept their belly rubs and try to stifle the burps being patted out of them. When the waitstaff sinks their palm into your date's lower belly, they shift in their seat and look at you with panicky eyes before ripping an absolutely thunderous fart.

You stroke their hand and reassure them that it's nothing to be ashamed of. Everyone's doing it, there's no need to be embarrassed, just let loose. With that being said, it's like a dam has broken and your date spends the rest of the evening moaning from the exquisite belly rubs and eagerly burping and farting while they stuff themselves.


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4 years ago

imagine a gassy college student who can never get time alone. they're always attending lectures, working as a busy barista, or residing at home with their 5 other student housemates. as such, they treasure their car as a private, gassy getaway. any trip they take they're leaking gas - belching as loud as they need to in traffic jams, saturating their seat with roaring farts on highways. sometimes they take the car out just to hit up drive-throughs and slob out. it's gotten to the point where they have to avoid driving anyone anywhere, soaked as the cushioned seats are in their stink.


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4 years ago

fantasizing currently about waking up from a food coma after digesting lunch and my feeder walks into the bedroom with bags of five guys

and they lift my legs and grin as they slide a hand under my bulk and plug me up

i immediately get nervous as you unwrap the first greasy burger, but somehow manage to make it through the whole calorie-laden feast, my guts complaining more and more loudly as i grow more stuffed

by the time my feeding is finished, i’m panting and squirming, covered in a sheen of sweat, my belly hard and taut and round like a balloon under the layers of fat

“please…URP - let me have the relief,” i whimper, sausage fingers sinking into my enormous belly as i try to rub the ache away. “please, i’ll pop.”

they finally repent as i squirm and groan, and the instant the plug is removed, i expel a roaring burst of gas that pours out of me for seconds while i moan louder, the stream of flatulence beginning to taper off. they sink their hands deep into my gut and i gasp with pleasure as it jostles an even louder, deeper fart free. my feeder looks proudly down at me, their sweaty, obese, gassy slob.


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4 years ago
Chunky Cyrus For @puyootanchin On Twitter!

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4 years ago

I've been thinking lately about a slobby gamer boy being locked in his room all day and night, living off of junk food and sugary drinks. Of course, he shamelessly rips ass throughout the hours of the day. But just imagine how his chair/chair cushion absorbs all of his farts, or even better, the position he'll be in when he has trouble getting them out. Leaning back into the chair, legs widely spread, and his gamer buds wondering why he's not responding as he pants and grunts trying to push his gas out. bonus points if he ends up shitting himself right there in his chair.


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4 years ago

Idea: super gassy slob bf who has a select pillow/cushion he always farts into when he's playing video games or on his phone or just doing nothing. Just sitting on it and ripping rank ass for hours, too comfortable to move... sometimes he's not wearing any boxers, sometimes he sharts into the pillow (maybe both), but it always fuckin stinks with his gas. Oh and he'll fart into it in front of you shamelessly ofc -🐺

hhhhhhhhh yessss 🤤 the sound of monstrous farts being ripped deep into the fabric is so bassy it's almost infrasonic, accompanied by the occasional splutter of a shart that makes him grunt in satisfaction... ugghhhh just a slobby nude bf staining a pillow so casually while you get to listen and watch 😳😩


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4 years ago

“get up, baby.”

“i can’t,” i whine, a belch escaping. i place a hand on my swollen stomach and look up at you. “i just…hn…ate…my weight in fast food.”

“not quite,” you tease, reaching down and giving one of my ample love handles a shake. i release a louder, sloppier burp and sigh.

“get up, piggy,” you insist again, offering out your hands this time. i lift my ham-like arms with as much effort as i can muster and take your hands. all my flesh shifts forward as you help lift my upper half. i inch upward, the enormous pressure in my gut paining me as i lift upward.

as my belly begins to droop between my thighs, i can feel a sharp, growing ache that culminates into an angry, tremendous fart tearing through the air under my bulk. i collapse back against the softness of the bed, gasping for air as an even bigger, bubblier expulsion rumbles out of me, taking its time exiting my blubberous, fattened rear and tickling my thighs as i moan with relief.

“whew! feel better?” you ask with a grin and a cocked eyebrow. “keep it up. i’m gonna order delivery.”


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4 years ago

hnn just... the idea of a feeder coaxing gas out of me with their hands after i’m stuffed to the gills, my fattened body releasing loud, sloppy flatulence and lots of wet belches that explode from me with even the slightest bit of pressure, and i’m so embarrassed, but squirming only jostles my upset tummy and i only fart more 🐽🥴


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4 years ago

uuuuuuuughhh not to be gross and horny but I so just wanna be gassy and nasty with someone rn. like, we're lazing in front of the tv, naked bc it's more comfortable, bloated tummies from heavy, filling lunches, watching them belch and rub their stomach, fingers in bellybutton, and I'm pushing out deep, droning farts right into the couch cushion bc the gas just keeps building and the relief feels too good, and we're both complaining about needing to dump and piss but we're too lazy and relaxed to get up and hhhhhhhhhh


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3 years ago

Oh man oh man oh man

I just remembered how I like the idea of a character stuffing themselves trying to eat everything in front of them but there stomach is clearly upset, you can hear how loud and gurgly it is, and they start letting out pretty loud and brassy farts but they don't even seem to acknowledge it they keep eating, it doesn't take long before the farts start sounding wetter and wetter, they have to go BADLY but they refuse to leave the table, so they just pull the back of there pants down and just start shitting right there, they're in such relief and bliss letting out a few moan as they keep eating, food just going in one end and out the other~ 💕


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2 years ago

uuuugh i wanna be under someone huge, i wanna be crushed by their weight, i wanna suffocate on their farts and the smell of their filthy ass, them so busy being slobby that they completely forget i’m there


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1 year ago

my biggest fantasy forever has been totally being used by a slob for everything 🤤 they need to rest their dirty feet after a long day of doing nothing? right on my face with no choice but to smell the stench coming off from them. they need their sweaty, hairy pits cleaned? i’m licking them and if im not doing a good enough job, they hold my face in there until im properly making out with it. after they eat a big meal and get the most disgusting, raunchiest gas from it? my nose is already wedged into their sweaty crack as far as it can go as they rub their massive cheeks allllll over my face. i’d reek like their ass for a week if i worshipped it as best as a fart cushion could.

hrjrhfnrnfnfngggg 🥵🥴😵‍💫 mm having no purpose but to lick and clean after your slob. the way they spread themselves all over your couch and order you to come over with nothing but a lazy click of their fingers till you’re all over their dirty hole. even if it’s leaking gas and their stomach is gurgling; every raunchy burst of rotten eggs and cheese they rip you swallow it all down, lest they unload something worse into your mouth. everything from burying your nose into their swampy, hairy armpits to licking the grime from between their toes . practically a glorified sweatrag and ass cleaner and yet you fucking love it.


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1 year ago

thinking about someone who will just pee on anything absorbent 😵‍💫 couch and chair cushions, beds, the fabric arms of sofas, pillows, stuffed toys, anything. because if it doesn't puddle up and leave a mess it doesn't count! the fabric will just absorb the gush of liquid and then it'll dry so it's basically like nothing even happened 😤

and not just when they have a full bladder either. just someone leaking gently on the couch and there's a little wet patch when they get up that they ignore 🤤 someone being so used to doing it that it just happens as soon as they sit down anywhere soft, their urethra twitching open and letting out a flood on instinct. the sound of hissing filtering through the air, only slightly muffled by the fabric struggling to soak up the torrent of pungent liquid being forced into it. it doesn't stop if they sit down anywhere in public either, too many times they've been shopping in a department store and sat down on a display mattress just to let out a nice long stream into the bed the same way they would at home 🥴


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1 year ago

I'm in such a filthy specific mood. All I want is to get so nasty with someone our minds break, as we drool and slobber and burp and piss all over ourselves, locked in a disgusting but intimate embrace


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