Snapcube Sonic - Tumblr Posts
“I’ve come to make an announcement. Shadow the Hedgehog is a biTCHASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. thAT’S RIGHT, hE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG FUCKING QUILLY DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE, and he said his dICK was “““thiiiiiiis big””” and I said, “thAT’S DIsGUSting,” so I’m mAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve goT A SMALL DICK, IT’S THE SIZE OF THIS WALLNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT? HERE’S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE! THAT’S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG! HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT I’M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH, THAT’S RIGHT! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth. I’m gonna go hiGHER. I’M
PISSING ON THE MOOOOON
hOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA??? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!!!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight, beforeipissonyoutoo.”
I swear I have more serious artworks/ideas that's coming you guys I just had this idea last night and drew it SO fast
I'd digitalize it if I didn't have other things I'm working on 😭😭😭
Anyway this is exactly what happened right-