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SSBU Castlevania: BRALUCARD
Simon, Richter, Batlucard
Richter: PRESENTING THE "BRALUCARD"!!! He's a damphyr, he's a bat, but most importantly, HE'S A BRA FOR MANLY MEN!! Requires no strap.
Simon: Boys, please... I'm trying to compute our monthly bills...
(Twitter)
I’m not sure what charmed me the most. The horse mask or his horse face.
tarot reader: now I will show you your fortune
me: cool I guess
tarot reader: why is every card death, what the fuck, I don't even have that many death cards
me: figures
cordelia goode + tumblr text posts
Feeling the tail move, Lewin clutched onto it thinking he could make it stay. Instead he is lifted into the air as he refused to let go. Like a koala, he clung to it with both arms and legs. At one point he hung upside down but he appeared unbothered by it. "Why not?" he asked, because he still wanted more scales. His hair was a mess as his wide eyes stared at Nix. "Ice is frozen water," he stated. "Mexico doesn't have a lot of ice demons. America have Jack Frost demons though."
Feeling Lewin pinch at a few scales that were not ready to come out did sting a little. "Hey hey! No more scales, Lewin, okay?" Nix moved her tail upwards to lift the child off the ground. Since he was holding onto her tail, he got a little ride out of it. "Pinching at scales that aren't ready to come out hurt. So please don't do that, alright?" A pause was taken as she took a deep breath. ".. Snow isn't wet until it melts since it's frozen water. I've never been to Mexico but I'll take your word for it."
"As if you haven't created an entire jutsu around your looks."
Send me a ship and I'll rate it: Orochimaru and his Scrolls
"Oh, ha ha, Tsunade. Maybe I ought to ask the same of you and alcohol. Or you and gambling. Or you and your penchant for buying loads of designer clothes you never even wear."
really ? you’re gonna do that right here ? (Oh shit oh fuck!!!)
↪ 𝑴𝑶𝑹𝑩𝑰𝑫 ᶜᵘʳᶤᵒˢᶤᵗʸ . ( a collection of various unsorted question prompts .
levi looks up from where he is on his knees, an eyebrow raising as he stares back at his lover. he's never had vito not want his mouth before so he's a bit surprised that he's being questioned. is it perhaps because there's only one thin wall between them and the rest of the scouts? perhaps, but sue him, he was horny and there vito was, ever present and steady. a safe place for levi to fall apart and be put back together. levi had raked silver eyes over vito and his long hair and felt a pulse of heat of arousal.
it hadn't taken much for him to reach over, grab vito's hand and tug him to him to his temporary office. he hadn't pretended to be grabbing him for a meeting, sure that erwin and hange knew what he was doing. the captain could have cared less. he had pressed vito to the door the moment it was closed, a hand pressing over his lover's abs as he'd slowly moved down to his knees. deft and experienced fingers had tugged open vito's pants and only when the taller had said something did he finally look up at him.
"are you seriously complaining right now?" he asks in reply, trailing one finger down the underside of vito's cock. the captain smirks as he leans in to give the head a kiss, his tongue flicking out to teasingly taste. "funny... you don't normally complain."
