So Fukin On Point - Tumblr Posts

Showjumping commentators: Yeah we saw this horse last year, it was nice. I liked it. Did you like it? Cool. Oh look, they did make a mistake there. But it’s fine, yknow? Mistakes are to be forgiven. All is good.

Cross Country commentators: An impressive start on a very promising horse. Took a bit of a tight turn there- aww, no! What a naughty, naughty boy! *as horse and rider violently crash in front of a screaming crowd*

Dressage commentators: That piaffe was utter garbage. The transition? Trash. Flat, uninspiring trash. You’re a sack of a man, Steve. Did you hear me? A sack of a man!