So Goggles And I Were Watching A Clip From Bar Rescue - Tumblr Posts

smolthealmighty
1 year ago

From the back of the house at Twilight Bar:

Kurogiri: Oh thank goodness. Finally Twice noticed the unhappy customer and is going to assist them.

Twice: *performs top tier customer service*

Shigaraki: Lmao nope he’s just gonna eat their fuckin sandwich!

Twice: *walking over to them* hey guys! did you see how I handled that situation back there? I did great! I’m a bad employee!

Kurogiri: *about to break into a rant on appropriate customer service* THAT-

Shigaraki: *interrupts* That was very thoughtful of you to test the sandwich yourself to make sure Dabi didn’t cause another food poisoning accident. Great job Twice, keep up the good work! Now go take a break so you can let your other side decompress.

Kurogiri: *glares at them with the wrath of a thousand demons*

Lost customer at Kurogiri’s bar: *flagging down waiter* Excuse me, I think something’s wrong with my sandwich. The meat doesn’t taste right.

Twice: oh really, lemme see.

Twice: *eats half the sandwich*

Twice: I think it’s fine.

Lost customer: …

Twice: yeah tastes good *pats their shoulder and walks off*

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bnha bubaigawara jin twice bnha bnha twice kurogiri shigaraki tomura so Goggles and I were watching a clip from ‘‘Bar Rescue’’ and this incorrect quote is basically a condensed version of an interaction between a customer and manager in that clip like the manager really just ate the customers sandwich to see if the meat was alright my addition is also the general reaction from the show’s host and specialists fyi Goggles and I may have accidentally made a Bar AU out of it I mean it’s already established that the LOV used a fully functioning bar for a hideout why not make sure all of them are bar-trained in case they have to serve any unsuspecting customers who don’t know it’s a front oh the possibilities of an experienced kurogiri trying to prevent the newbies from committing health hazards and OSHA violations all while a competent shigaraki laughs at the chaos and basks in the fact that now kurogiri can’t say he’s the bar’s worst employee this quote is from bar rescue smol likes smol’s stuff smol’s weird ass shit
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