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How To : Make Your Own Lipstick/Lipgloss
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1) Petroleum jelly, however much you'd like 2) Scrape some old/used eyeshadows onto jelly until you get a color you'd like (I actually did this in a separate cell, and THEN mixed it with the jelly, so I could blend the colors thouroughly.)
If you want a gloss, use less eyeshadow. I noticed the matte colors also aren't as sharp, so use those.
If you want a lipstick, use more eyeshadow, to the point where you start to think you've actually used a little to much. Glittery colors seem more highly pigmented.
3) Add peppermint extract for flavor. (And tingle!) 4) Mix together 5) Melt in microwave 6) Spread into container. (I used a $1 e.l.f compact, and it was VERY MESSY, but totally worth it.) 7) Done! You've officially made your own lipstick.

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Someone needs to stop me from watching tutorial videos on youtube!
Only shirt we could find was a medium, but it was stretched out – and the cutting opened it up even more – so it's fits my XXL shape well-enough. Still wouldn't wear it in public though, because I hate the color. Oh well!