Some Of Them Might Not Actually Make Sense But It Was Funny In My Head - Tumblr Posts

OKAY BUT HEAR ME OUT. IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT TO SHARE SOME OF MINE.

bokuto uses bar soap for everything. hand soap, shampoo, body wash, conditioner = bar soap. it probably makes his skin hella dry oof. he also uses kids' toothpaste and the fukurodani team always judges him during training camps. bokuto thinks it tastes better than minty toothpaste

kuroo uses 5-in-1 shampoo D:

daichi does not know how to properly open a bag of chips. he's the dude in class that always spills chips everywhere because he puts too much strength in his arms for no reason but he cannot for the life for him open a jar

ukai wears toe socks while takeda-sensei wears toe shoes. change my mind

asahi doesn't know how to use dry shampoo, so sometimes his hair is just white because he doesn't brush it out and it looks kinda nasty. shimizu had to teach him how to take care of his hair

when tendou showers, he sticks his stray hairs on the wall and makes "hair art" (like swirls or something) his mom always yelled at him to stop as a kid but he liked to be a menace

goshiki can't sleep with the fan on cause he thinks it'll fall on top of him during the night

kindaichi always pushes doors that are supposed to be pulled (vice versa) man doesn't look like he really reads signs tbh

kunimi takes a fist full of candy from the free candy bowls at restaurants with a straight face. sometimes he likes to look directly at the person at the front desk while he does so out of spite

koganegawa doesn't know the national anthem so he mumbles it every time it plays and hopes no one can hear him

iwaizumi has to do the L-technique with his hands on the wheel when he's driving because sometimes he forgets his left from his right in the moment

terushima doesn't know how to recycle

c’mon, can we bring into circulation the embarrassing and weird headcanons of the hq guys...? like they’re a bunch of dumb boys and I just KNOW there’s a treasure trove of material out there to share… for example:

hanamaki absolutely cannot dougie. for the life of him. he's watched the music video a million times and practices the dance in front of his bathroom mirror every night, but he has 0 control over his body when it's time to hit the dance floor and does this weird pathetic wiggle that has the girls around him dying of laughter

aran has a satchel he wears occasionally when going out and the twins call it his “man purse” loud enough so that other people on the street can hear them

osamu sprayed his mom’s perfume into his mouth when he was a kid to see if it tasted as good as it smelled (it didn't)

bokuto will put two volleyballs under his shirt when it’s break time to annoy konoha and call them his “volley-boobs”

kuroo accidentally called his homeroom teacher "mom" once when asking for help on a homework question and now goes red in the face whenever he has to talk to her

tendou used to have "ninja" as his dream job when he was in elementary school and well into middle school because of his obsession with naruto (and he still says dattebayo sometimes too...)

matsukawa will occasionally say "ruh-roh" like scooby under his breath when taking exams

futakuchi didn't know you had to wash your bath towels on a weekly basis because he thought that him being fresh out of the bath equated to both him and his drying towel being clean

ushijima didn't correctly connect his airpods to his phone for the first week he got them, so whenever he went on a run he would blast the music from his phone speaker while thinking his airpods were kind of weak on the sound...

terushima once put mentos into his mouth and drank a bottle of coke because he thought the coke would shoot out of his mouth like a fire hose, but instead he choked on the mentos and nearly died

hinata used to think that kony would kidnap him in the middle of the night in 2012 even though he lived in japan

oikawa once tried to rev his engine when waiting at an intersection to impress a cute girl who stopped next to him, but he forgot to shift his car into park and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of him