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Halloween OTP Prompts Part 1

☠ Person A has been the only serial killer in their town/city/etc. for a few years. Person B, an up-and-coming killer moves in on Halloween week. A and B accidentally cross paths one night when they attempt to take the same victim home.

☠ Person A is a warlock/witch/etc. that needs a black cat for spell/potion/etc. they’re about to make. (But NOT to kill or torture it. They just need one present at the time or something small/harmless from it.) Person B is a neighbor who happens to own the only black cat in their town/city/etc. A tries to ask if they can borrow B’s cat, but B is suspicious and turns them down. A then starts trying to steal/cat-nap(lol) B’s cat, but B always catches them in the act. A then stupidly decides to distract B with a love spell/potion/etc. Their plan succeeds when B happily hands the cat over to their newfound love. A’s plan then backfires, however, when they realize that the anecdote is going to take longer to make than they previously thought. B follows A around and tries to spend a lot of time with them. (B’s absolutely smitten but still themselves/in control of their actions.) A gradually, much to their chagrin, starts falling for B.

☠ Person A is a vampire who tends to isolate themselves because they have trouble controlling their thirst for blood. Person B is a zombie who also shuts themselves away because they have trouble reining in their hunger for flesh. Despite this, however, they both still yearn for company and companionship. Upon meeting, A realizes that B’s blood is too old and dry to make them thirsty and B realizes that A’s flesh is too cold and dead to make them hungry. Because of this, they quickly become awesome undead friends(maybe even more).