Sorry To Have Been A Bit Quiet Also I Will Get My Ass Back On IM When I Feel More Sociable/human - Tumblr Posts

✏️ 👀👀

Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ! (Not accepting any more!)

Noetic: What the fuck is wrong with you?? Black Mask: What? No good morning? Noetic: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you??

Noetic: I’ve been sleeping so little the past few nights that when I go to the alarm app, I click on the “power nap” button. I don’t set up alarms, I set up timers, Black Mask.

Black Mask: That sounds super! Doesn’t that sound super, Noetic? Noetic: No. Black Mask: I think I speak for Noetic when I say it sounds really super.

Noetic: Come on Black Mask, do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that... Black Mask: Yes I can, dear. Fifty dollars.

Black Mask: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer. Noetic: Black Mask: Noetic: ...Please, go back to bed.

Noetic: Black Mask, you're testifying in an aggravated assault case tomorrow, and the D.A. is worried about how you'll present yourself on the stand. Black Mask: Why? I'm fine on the stand! *flashback to Testimony #1* Black Mask: Look, I'll make this real simple so even these dumdums can understand. Black Mask, to the jury: MAN DID CRIME. *flashback to Testimony #2* Black Mask: I'm sorry, could you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face? Defense Attorney, next to the crying defendant: ...Crying? *flashback to Testimony #3* Black Mask: And when this is over, I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna break those little fingers. Judge: Could the witness please stop threatening the stenographer?