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y’all i have a soukoku hc-

SO CHUUYA SPENDS THREE CHRISTMASES WITH DAZAI

And they never go out because I said so

But Dazai gets a tree and tinsel and stuff to tease Chuuya but he secretly wants Chuuya to experience Christmas probably for the first time ever

But he uses tinsel as a noose ykwim??

And then after Dazai leaves and Chuuya goes to a normal Christmas party 

And he sees Elise hang up tinsel and he’s like: ELISE WHY WOULD YOU ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO COMMIT SUICIDE ON A HOLIDAY??

Elise: ...??? its decorations???

Chuuya: huh... is that not a fancy rope to hang yourself with-

Kouyou: damn it who thought it was a good idea to let Chuuya live with Dazai

Mori: *shit eating grin*

quick, my fellow bsd fans

think of the most impossible thing ever

yeah dazai actually dying is more impossible than that

Soukoku but it's the "I wanna ruin our friendship" lyric trend; and it's a real life conversation

Dazai: Chuuya darling, you're my best friend

Chuuya: Fucker you literally hate me, what

Dazai *shushes him*: But there's a few things that you don't know of

Chuuya: Okay?

Dazai: Why I borrow your lipstick so often

Chuuya: Asshole, you used my Chanel chapstick???

Dazai: I'm using your shirt as a pillowcase

Chuuya: Dazai that's literally a Gucci shirt u took,, wtf give it back

Dazai very seriously: I wanna ruin our friendship

Chuuya confused screaming: We aren't even friends- Are u high??

Dazai: We should be lovers instead!!

Chuuya: .....

Chuuya: .....

Dazai: ....?

Chuuya: Shitty Dazai, we're literally married-

Bringing back my very first hc with tags because i forgot the first time

y’all i have a soukoku hc-

SO CHUUYA SPENDS THREE CHRISTMASES WITH DAZAI

And they never go out because I said so

But Dazai gets a tree and tinsel and stuff to tease Chuuya but he secretly wants Chuuya to experience Christmas probably for the first time ever

But he uses tinsel as a noose ykwim??

And then after Dazai leaves and Chuuya goes to a normal Christmas party 

And he sees Elise hang up tinsel and he’s like: ELISE WHY WOULD YOU ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO COMMIT SUICIDE ON A HOLIDAY??

Elise: …??? its decorations???

Chuuya: huh… is that not a fancy rope to hang yourself with-

Kouyou: damn it who thought it was a good idea to let Chuuya live with Dazai

Mori: *shit eating grin*