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Genda: Kidou, why are you making that face? Is the coffee bad or something?

Kidou: Fudou put salt in my coffee because we're fighting, but I’m going to continue to drink it because I’m petty and I refuse to let him win.

Fifth Sector: We have your son.

Kidou: But I don't have a son?

Fifth Sector: Then who just asked us for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off his sandwich?

Kidou: Oh my god, they have Hikaru.