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[Forge; who hasn't shaved in a couple of days]

Steel: Is that Forge?

Max: Yes it is.

Steel: What died on his face?

Y/N: Are you alright?

Leo: Yeah why?

Y/N: Well, I got the message that you were at the hospital. Something about life and death.

Leo: Oh right, that. Well, we are in a hospital and, as it happens, it's filled with both life and death.

Raph: I knew I should've left the message.

Leo: I don't loose things. I place things in locations that later elude me.

Donnie: That's the same thing as losing it.

Leo: Maybe to those without the nuance chromosome.

Leo: Wait a second- you're mad at me for not being mad?

Mikey: I'm shocked at you for not being shocked!

Reiji- And how do you know this?

Yuya- The same way I know that as a child Shingo wanted nothing more than a pony.

[The Lancers stare at Shingo]

Shingo- Oh come on! Who didn't?

Serena- Anyone who wasn't an eight year old girl.

Yuri- Are you going to help me or not?

Yuya- Of course we are! You're like our brother.

Yugo- [winces] Um...

Yuya- Stepbrother..?

Yugo- [winces again]

Yuya- Weird kid who lives down the street and eats nothing but mayonnaise on Saltines?

Steel: Are you saying Dredd might win this election? Oh no- the Mayans were right!

Max: That's it. We're gonna have to move. There's no other solution.

Forge: You do realize how insane this is right?

Max: Yes.

Steel: You call it insane, we call it Tuesday.

Max: It's Thursday.

Dean: And they don't even have a Dalmatian here, Sam.

Sam: Would you stop with the Dalmatians already?

Dean: I'm just saying. It would be nice to see one in its natural habitat.

Sam: They're not indigenous to firehouses, Dean.

Dean: Guess who is now the proud owner of this home, along with the 700 similar ones that make up this tiny town.

Sam: Dean, if you say us, I'm gonna punch you in the face.

Sam: This place is trashed.

Dean: Maybe Johnny Depp stopped by.

Sam: I'm sorry, did that joke just arrive in a time machine from 1992?

Dean: I'm getting more... like five hundred thousand, which could last a whole lifetime.

Sam: That's not possible.

Dean: It is if you live in one of the Baltic states.