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i made the addisons too they dont got eyes and stay one color cursor spamton and the addisons are usually the same height but his glitchy ass can change sizes and change into different sets of eye blinding colors every frame so he does wgatever the fjuck he wamnts

and the yellow ad is actually bart simpso

conversing

quick cursor spamton thing

Spamton as a biblically accurate angel

I made a very colorful spamtong! (Fresh sans approved!) (I want to eat him)

Possible au I don’t really have an idea for it tho :/

i made a post about this ages ago BUT for a while i have been thinking up a fucked up little combo of Barry and Spamton

i haven't finalised his name yet but i like the nicknames 'Barry Big Shot' and 'Spamfries' for him!

here are some shitty sketches

(his yellow lens is meant to be orange by the way and i didn't realise it was the complete wrong colour until just now 💀)

he sells garbage stolen scammy mobile games and does that thing where text isn't formatted correctly so all apostrophes are replaced with '�', he also sounds like an extremely unhinged australian man who's always yelling and on the verge of screaming! (just barry's voice but LOUD)

he uses brackets to affirm himself or add filler, sometimes may say [App not found.] or something similar. will bite your fingers off :)

so i've posted about Spamfries a little, and i recently updated his NEO design! here's a sketch,,

so like, he's got two plane wings on his giant ass jetpack, he's got jet boots, and he utilises the "mega barry bunch" with his big ass hands. he's also got a square-shaped lens on his glasses cause that's pretty swell,, oh yeah and i'm thinking of his "strings" being that "do not cross" tape. he is also like 13 ft tall! i'm pretty happy with this design! i think i'll call him Barry MEGA :)

i don't plan on modding this or anything, but i wanna lay down some potential attack ideas because i like that:

MEGA Barry Punch: The bullet area expands, and Barry sends a giant hand projectile that takes up about half of the bullet area, and on impact with one of the walls, it explodes into metal projectiles that you gotta dodge. This repeats two more times before you can attack. Reference to the Robo Barry short!

Pipis attack: haven't exactly decided what Barry's "pipis" equivalent would be, but i'm thinking of either "kepchup" or "spong", which are both vlog references (episodes 14 and 25 if you're wondering). maybe spong is a better fit considering ketchup is a Sans thing,, anyway it's a similar attack to pipis but instead of exploding out little Spamtons, it explodes tiny jetpacks (and may also have a 11% chance to send out a little Barry whose arm stretches to grab your soul). perhaps the spong absorbs a bunch of projectiles towards you or something

Scam Ad attack: Sends out a phone which rings, shaking out a bunch of references to scammy mobile game ads kinda like one of Queen's attacks. Alternatively could be the "only 20% of players beat this" layout where the bullet area is divided into two sides, and you gotta quickly switch to the side with the higher number on top to dodge a rapid-fire bullet barrage.

AOZ related attack: Your soul turns yellow, and you gotta shoot a horde of zombie-like projectiles that rapidly speed up before you shoot a big explosive one, which explodes into little meaty projectiles.

Jetpack Joyride related attack: Reminiscent of Sans' gaster blasters and platform attacks, Barry sends out lasers and missiles that you gotta dodge. you can also shoot the missiles! also a zapper attack with deactivated zappers that connect to each other, and you gotta move to a specific spot before they activate and hurt you.

i like the idea of him also having a gramophone speaker on his chest for certain attacks, kinda like Spamton NEO's heart attack. perhaps it sends out little shaky music notes? maybe it shoots out a folded pair of socks every so often (that's another vlog reference where he talks about throwing his socks in the gramophone he sells to shut it up)

anyway that's Barry MEGA for you!! i like him a lot and i wanna develop him further because man i think he's just so swell :)

Been wanting to post this for a while but I hadn't had my account updated until now lol but here's my Spamton EX oc Seraphim!!! He's based on biblically accurate angels and whatnot. I haven't finished writing his whole backstory yet, but expect to see this guy on my page some more.

What a silly guy

He really regret nothing..!

I love this puppet that is connected to the POSTAL!! Yay...

I drew one of the puppets for my friend!!!

Translation of the inscriptions:

Have a beer to get going!

∗ Progress is impossible without beer!

(slurp)

(slurp)

(slurp)

(slurp)

I have some paper puppets and I would like to show them to you!!

So.. There is Maxx. I. E., who was drawn by me and my friend..

There are Spamts!!

A-and.. a little figure of me and Spamt on Spamty the Buster's lap-

Yay!!..

In the last photo, Spamt's look is killing me-

I still have a few more paper puppets!!..

A dream couple like Maxon Will (made by my friend) and Spamty the Buster№2, Pasha pony333!! and Spamlink by Sooshka on SoundCloud!! <-You can look at their profile, they are great!

But perhaps I will also finish Buster soon... although, for some reason, it suits him here to be so… flat-

I love them so much <:3

I have a couple of sketches on puppets that I could show!!..

So here's Makzon (Invader of all!), then NEO form of Spam Todd (I'm not sure) a-and Maxty, Maxon and Buster's son!..

Maxty is such a cute boy!!

I made a paper Krys.Yobon and he looks amazing!! I really like him hehe..

and one more thing…

That's all now!

I'm alive!! I think..

There is Spamton from the AU of the author :DaRud!! He is a very cool artist!

And also, yes, I’m unlikely to finish drawing Same Spamton completely, because he’s not finished-

If Ralsei was Spamton in some AU I think he would be the light mode.

Because few people use it.

It's mostly old people, so he will act like a boomer and not understand humour.

There are jokes about light mode burning people's eyes, so he would be really bright. Made out of light, perhaps.

And he can eat batteries because white colour takes more energy to display.

Oh, and he can use a textbox with inverted colours, and every time he'll try to say someone's name, we wouldn't see it, because it would be white, therefore invisible on the background. (I got this idea from using Discord light mode and people having white roles XD )

For Spamton NEO's equivalent we would enable dark mode somewhere deep in the settings, and then he would be black.

Of course this references the difference between his Chapter 1 and Ch 2 designs.

And then he would talk about wanting to be (yet) darker. This is kind of referencing most dark modes being dark grey (and there being a black mode option sometimes)

I can't find any motif of freedom here though, sooo.. maybe it's not the greatest idea, but I don't think it's bad neither!

Update: His dark form will allude to shadows. They are stuck to the ground and have to mimic their owners.

Silly idea: Duo, the duolingo owl, as Spamton.

Someone stopped using it (maybe Dess?? Because she went missing) but they still have an account.

As a speech quirk he replaces some words with their spanish (or other language) counterparts, as long as it's understandable.

He talks about Lingots instead of Kromer.

He could relate Kris' SOUL to these hearts that you loose when you make mistakes, not sure how.

As a Spamton NEO replacement he would turn into Super Duolingo, that is the name of the premium subscription.

He could could have a space suit like it Duolingo Plus, which is basically Super Duolingo but older.

(Plus - when Spamton says he will turn into Spamton EX when you defeat him by fighting, that would be replaced with Duolingo Max I think.)

And when you defeat him, the subscription ends.

And... wait, what is this thing?

Streak freeze? Like in the weird route, where Noelle has to freeze enemies? There should be something related to that thing.

Maybe he could call freezing darkners a streak but Idk what to do with the Streak Freeze then. ...Wait, OK, I know. He would call this a Freeze Streak. (The words are swapped.)

That's all the ideas I have

I've been thinking about this for quite some time, and I have more ideas about it.

I'll start with my design for Ralsei, who is renamed to Flares (it's almost an anagram to Ralsei/Asriel)

Sorry for not making good drawings. (The eyes on his wings are not real images. However, they are more realistic and detailed then the rest. And they're either pink or black.)

In this AU, there is a blockade on the computer which prevents users from changing its settings (so people can't for example change the wallpaper to something weird or change the language). This means that if Flares wants the main character to help him turn dark, we need to disable the blockade by entering a password to access the settings. So the KeyGen should be replaced with something password related. (I don't know what.)

In his dark mode, he starts overusing Internet abbreviations and slang terms and doesn't use proper punctuation anymore ("4 example smth like this") since I guess that dark mode is more popular among young people than old people, and young people care less about typing properly.

I don't want to focus only on Ralsei, so here are the other roles: Kris - Jevil Susie - Seam Ralsei - Spamton Noelle - Asriel Berdly - Sweet, Cap'n and K_K Lancer - King Rouxls - Queen

I swapped the characters based on them having similar colors. You can call this AU Hueswap. I don't know if I'm even going to make more posts about it, but I probably will since I have some ideas for Kris.

If Ralsei was Spamton in some AU I think he would be the light mode.

Because few people use it.

It's mostly old people, so he will act like a boomer and not understand humour.

There are jokes about light mode burning people's eyes, so he would be really bright. Made out of light, perhaps.

And he can eat batteries because white colour takes more energy to display.

Oh, and he can use a textbox with inverted colours, and every time he'll try to say someone's name, we wouldn't see it, because it would be white, therefore invisible on the background. (I got this idea from using Discord light mode and people having white roles XD )

For Spamton NEO's equivalent we would enable dark mode somewhere deep in the settings, and then he would be black.

Of course this references the difference between his Chapter 1 and Ch 2 designs.

And then he would talk about wanting to be (yet) darker. This is kind of referencing most dark modes being dark grey (and there being a black mode option sometimes)

I can't find any motif of freedom here though, sooo.. maybe it's not the greatest idea, but I don't think it's bad neither!

Update: His dark form will allude to shadows. They are stuck to the ground and have to mimic their owners.

Silly Scamton Fanart!! >∆<