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Chuuya: I'd take a bullet for you.
Dazai: I'd take multiple bullets for myself
Chuuya: Something's wrong with Dazai...
Atsushi: What's wrong with him?
Chuuya: ...
Atsushi: ...
Chuuya: ...
Atsushi: ...
Atsushi: I realized the fault in that statement
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAZAI! - June 19, 2021
Happy birthday to you, you suicidal bastard. You may not get your wish to die, but don’t worry, you have a small little chihuahua who wants to do it for you.
Picture shown is mine, the images used belong to their rightful owners, I just ordered them to make an aesthetic.
Dazai: Trivia, what's the most important organ?
Everyone: Your vital organs?
Dazai: WRONG.
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Dazai: Chuuya.
Dazai: He's the reason I'm still breathing,
Dazai: The reason my brain tells me to live,
Dazai: The reason I don't fall apart,
Dazai: The reason my heart continues beating everyday, (To my annoyance)
Dazai: And the reason of why my d*ck is hard.
Ranpo: It's cold out here, huh, Poe-Kun?
Poe: You can have my jacket!
Dazai: ...
Dazai: Oh yeah.
Dazai: Chuuya!!!~ The weather is freezing today~
Chuuya: *Floats to the sky*
Chuuya: *Starts attacking clouds*
Dazai: I love my boyfriend.
Dazai: Violets are blue
Dazai: So are your eyes!
Dazai: But aside, may I ask
Dazai: For a happy double suicide?
Chuuya: WHERE ARE THE FUCKING DIVORCE PAPERS.
Dazai: You may be friends with benefits, but I'm friends with the devil.
Fyodor: Sup.
Dazai: *Staring at Chuuya* Chuuya's an angel, he can't even deny it
Chuuya: I'll fcking kill you.
Dazai: Ah, so sweet
Odasaku: You only attract what you fear
Dazai: Oh no, I'm scared of Chuuya Nakahara
Chuuya: Crushes are the worst.
Dazai: Yeah, whenever I'm by mine, I start acting stupid
Chuuya: You're always acting stupid, mackerel
Dazai: ...
Dazai: Yeah, don't think about that too much...
Chuuya: ...
Atsushi: Are you in love with Chuuya-San...?
Dazai: What no?! What gave you that idiotic thought?
Atsushi: You wrote D+C on your paperwork...
Dazai: It stands for dick & cock-
Ranpo: Finally, you came out of the closet you fucking bitch.
Atsushi: Kunikida-Kun, why don't we let Dazai drive anymore?
Kunikida: I once let him travel a little far for a business trip & he texted me that he hit a speed bump on the highway.
Kunikida: I, then, wondered which person he hit.
Chuuya: Rule of fashion, you think it's pretty? WEAR IT!
Dazai: How do I wear you?
Chuuya: Dazai, it isn't the time. Shut the fck up
Atsushi: No one can blame you for acting the way you do, Dazai-San... You're human too
Dazai: Repeat that disgusting slander & you'll be hearing from my lawyers.
Chuuya: Fuck you.
Dazai: Later. Now listen you annoying dog
Dazai: If you sucked your own pp, would it feel more liked being sucked or sucking a pp?
Chuuya: What kind of fucking question is that?!
Dazai: When someone points at your black clothes & asks whose funeral it is, having a look a around & saying "I haven't decided yet" is typically a good response.
Dazai: Going to work is like going to drama rehearsal
Dazai: I'm the only reason there's drama, however