Dazai Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

h0m0phobia-is-gay

3 years ago

Dazai: Trivia, what's the most important organ?

Everyone: Your vital organs?

Dazai: WRONG.

Dazai: Chuuya.

Dazai: He's the reason I'm still breathing,

Dazai: The reason my brain tells me to live,

Dazai: The reason I don't fall apart,

Dazai: The reason my heart continues beating everyday, (To my annoyance)

Dazai: And the reason of why my d*ck is hard.

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ashthemadwriter-archived

2 years ago

Dazai: Wakes Y/n up*

Y/n, rubbing her eyes, half sleep: What? What is it, Osamu?

Dazai, smiling brightly: Oh nothing! Just wanted to tell you that Kunikida wanted to wake you up earlier, but I didnt let him! See what a great boyfriend I am? Now you can go back to sleep again.

Y/n:

Y/n: Punches him in the face*

You cannot tell me that Dazai wouldn't do that🚶🏻‍♀️

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