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Okay so in hindsight, signing the adoption papers before I even met all of the children yet may have been a bad parental plan on my part but I have already dug my grave as a mother and by god am I gonna lay in it.

* punches through the wall and strolls into the room *

I’ve flapjacking loved Virgil Sanders ever since he first appeared!

* flips a table so hard it crashes into another wall *

And now with the recent episode I accidentally absolutely adore Deceit!

* pulls up a chair from the wreckage and sits on it backwards *

So I’m officially adopting all of the Dark Sides right now. It doesn’t matter how many they are or who the hickity heck they are; they are now all my sons end of discussion.

Okay but now I’m just imagining all of the other dark sides just using any excuse whatsoever to kidnap Virgil.

Remus: * takes off one of his body parts again *

Patton: You put that back where it came from or so help me. So help me!

Remus: If you say so! 

Remus: * yeets Virgil back into the dark sides part of the mindscape *

The other sides: Wait that’s not wha-

Roman: Just take what’s yours and leave!

Deceit: Fine!

Deceit: *picks up Virgil and scrambles for the door*

The other sides: Wait no–