Okay So In Hindsight, Signing The Adoption Papers Before I Even Met All Of The Children Yet May Have

Okay so in hindsight, signing the adoption papers before I even met all of the children yet may have been a bad parental plan on my part but I have already dug my grave as a mother and by god am I gonna lay in it.

* punches through the wall and strolls into the room *

I’ve flapjacking loved Virgil Sanders ever since he first appeared!

* flips a table so hard it crashes into another wall *

And now with the recent episode I accidentally absolutely adore Deceit!

* pulls up a chair from the wreckage and sits on it backwards *

So I’m officially adopting all of the Dark Sides right now. It doesn’t matter how many they are or who the hickity heck they are; they are now all my sons end of discussion.

Agh, Okay,

I can’t find the original post/au creator even though I’ve been searching for hours now so if anyone can find it/them please let me know. But-

To add on to the Steven Universe AU where Steven is a full gem while the three main/original crystal gems are all gem/human hybrids:

* Lars, Sadie, & Ronaldo could switch places with Lapis, Peridot, & Jasper respectively.

* Peedee could be a Short Jasper in the kindergarten, swapping places with Skinny Jasper. 

*The Moms of Beach City could swap places with the Diamonds. Younger!Vidalia switches with White Diamond. Barbara switches with Yellow Diamond. Dr. Priyanka switches with Blue Diamond, etc. Maybe? Idk the diamonds are hard to place in this au.

* Topaz, Topaz, & Aquamarine could switch places with Jenny, Kiki, & Onion.

* OR alternatively Onion and his forest friends could switch places with the Ruby Squad and Onion could parallel Navy.

Sanders Ships as Vines Part 2

More Sanders Sides ships as vines. Roceit Edition.

Roceit: 

* Deceit disguises himself as a police officer they met recently, no one is fooled by this *

D- Do you know why I pulled you over today?~

R- I don't know, cause you saw how good I was looking?~

D- * startled chuckle *

D- * swats playfully at him * Have a good day, Ro~ * blows kiss *

R- * blows kiss back * Fuck yeah!~

Roceit 2:

* showing up in matching theater costumes *

R- What up, this is me and my drama bro Deci and we got mad swag!

D- * turns to Roman * You're cute~

R- * turns to him and melts into a smile *

R & D- * puts hands gently on each other's cheeks *

L, P, & V- ???

Roceit 3:

R- Wow, look at these glitter gel pens!

D- Roman, that's gay.

R- Deci, we've been dating-

Roceit 4:

D- Objection, your honor!

R- What is it?

D- * blows kiss *

R- * smiles and blushes *

D- * winks *

R- * clears throat * Overruled!

Roceit w/ Platonic Moceit:

P- Okay, we're gonna practice your honesty!

D- * already pouting * Sssure...

P- So just say the first thing that comes to your mind!

D- Okay...

P- Firetruck.

D- Ha, red! Nailed it. I win~

P- Not a competition, kiddo. Okay next word...Roman.

D- Gorgeous. Wait, fu-

P- * gasps * Language! But also oh my gosh! * excited giggling *

D- Oh no.

Sanders Ships as Vines Part 4

More Sanders Sides ships as vines. Moxiety Edition.

Moxiety:

* while talking about Virgil’s life before joining the sides *

P- So tell me more.

V- Well, I kind of feel like my "therapist" is hitting on me?

P- And how does that make you feel?

V- Well, kinda good, actually.

P- * excited giggling *

Moxiety 2:

* Virgil appears in the shadows of Patton's room *

V- Hey, I had a bad dream. Can I sleep in your bed you tonight?

P- Sure, buddy! Why not?

V- Thanks, I'm Anxiety by the way.

P- Morality! Nice to meet you. Good night!

Moxiety 3:

* everyone is on their phones in the living room *

V- Yo Patt, is it still raining?

P- * notices the sky has cleared and there's a rainbow now * Wow, come check it out! * reaches for his hand *

V- * takes it and strolls outside with him *

L- * slow on the uptake * Are they...holding hands??

R- * shrugs * Yeah?

Moxiety 4:

V- Hey, can you hold this?

P- Sure thing! * puts hand out *

V- * puts his hand on his *

P- Wha-? Oh! * giggles happily before giving Virgil's hand a kiss *

V- * blushes brightly *

So About the Kwami Swap EP...

First of all I really hope it's a two-parter because there's a lot of potential there and I don't want them to be short on time exploring it.

And second, we know we're getting Black Cat Marinette and Ladybug Adrien. But! Are the others going to swap Kwamis as well? Is everyone going to swap?

If Hawkmoth is left out then that means one of the heroes will be left out as well(probably Chloe). So then that'd mean we could see Fox Nino and Turtle Alya!

On the other hand, if Hawkmoth ends up swapping as well then we have much more possible combinations. Along with Nino and Alya swapping theirs we could see a Butterfly Chloe and Bee Gabriel!

Or Bee Alya and Fox Chloe with Turtle Gabriel and Butterfly Nino.

Or Butterfly Alya and Bee Nino with Fox Gabriel and Turtle Chloe.

Bee Gabriel or Fox Gabriel would probably have the most potential for villainy. (The Turtle is a naturally protective Miraculous so it would be kind of hard to make it villainous.)

Butterfly Chloe would be hard for her because she'd be trying to turn someone heroic instead of villainous.(She's had tons of practice turning others villainous with how often she's been the cause of people getting akumatized.) Which could be detrimental to developing her character further...

So overall I'm leaning towards Fox Nino & Turtle Alya with Butterfly Chloe & Bee Gabriel. (The first two for cute couple reasons with the last two being more plot related wishes.) But what do you guys think?

P. S. I didn't include the Peacock Miraculous in this because I think it's broken? So I thought it best to leave it alone.

Sanders Ships as Vines Part 3

More Sanders Sides ships as vines. Prinxiety Edition. 

Prinxiety:

V- Do you know why I pulled you over?

R- Um, no-

V- * looks seductively from under his bangs* For stealing my heart~

R- Aw, Virge-

V- * throwing paperwork at him * That's A 200 DOLLAR FINE. Pay by mail or court date-

Prinxiety 2:

* in yet another argument about Disney movies *

V- * ready to fist fight * Hey buddy, you wanna go?!

R- Yeah, I wanna go, let's go out!

V- * taken aback * What, like on a date?

R- * grabs Virgil's hand and leads him away before he can double think things * Yeah, let's go on a date!

V- * bewildered * Do you want kids?

Prinxiety 3:

R- * waking up *

V- * lounging on the other side of his bed playing a game console * Mornin'.

R- Wait, what happened last night?

V- * shrugs *

R- Did we-? * gesturing between them * Well, you know-?

V- What? * incredulous laugh * Nah, I just got here. You left your room unlocked.

R- What???

Prinxiety 4:

V- * wants to ask Roman something so he shadowports to his room *

V- * accidentally shadowports into Roman's giant bathtub surrounded in candles and rose petals*

V & R- * screams *

V- * turns beet red *

Prinxiety 5:

* arguing again *

V- Hit me,  hit me right here! * points to face *

R- * pointing at mouth * Hit me right here...

V & R- * start making out *

P- Awww.

L- ???