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ranking slugcats by how they could kill an Earthmover from ULTRAKILL

Why? Why not

While I was reading up about photosynthesis for my Biology course my mind wandered back to the 7-2 trailer and I had a VISION, one that I simply HAD to share with the world:

I love them

I shall call them Michael

Gmod/sandbox shitposts

Haters get pelted with V1 plushies. ^ BEHOLD! THE POWER OF A MELON v

^ A little date I made for comfort. Times have been rough but I know it loves me and wants the best for me <3

I got too silly and turned sketch into a full piece

+ bonus

I got pissed bc i couldn't draw Gabe armor properly, so I take a break and made this

welp that's my magnum opus of this month<3

MOTIVATION

Today I have reached 30 followers

*in a quiet voice* Hooray!

So here my lil life story and a goofy ahh (ru/eng) MOTIVATION poster

Since i enrolled the college and get myself a dormitory room, me and my friends start making hand drawn meme posters. Like this (translation in alt):

This year was my last college year which meant that I had to do a graduation project (a lot of work in a small amount of time). I've been working for days. Had a lack of sleep or didn't sleep at all. In the end I got sick of it all and completely lost any motivation to do anything at all. And then ULTRAKILL™ kicks in my life out of nowhere. So I started to negotiate with myself: "If I do [x] I can play [x] levels". That helped me buuut just a little. I always got distracted anyways. So I came up with drawing this poster. Put it right in front of me, so when I get distracted again or or I had no will to work I would look up and see it. And my thoughts go " OH SHIT I HAVE TO WORK".

Also I'm an interior designer. And putting textures is one of the final stages of my graduation project. And I got tired of it all again. So I basically said : "FUCK IT" and put Minos (and Emogene Cabot from fallout 4) portrait in my project. Believe me or not I got "A" grade for the project. So I suppose Minos brings luck??!

Welp that's it for today. I just being honest with ya people. Print out the poster. Achieve your goals. Have a good day.

I stole Gabriel's dick

I-I just ADSNJASJ I- I- HAHAJKjHHSJDSHDHAH *wheeze* I- hahaha

Audio from here

more ultrakill posting from 2021

really gets you wondering who my favorite character was yes?

dash simulator

mutual 1: guys is discord down

mutual 2: guys i think discord is down

mutual 3: did my internet just shit itself

mutual 4: discord isn’t sending my gay sex joke do you think it’s homophobic

mutual 5: discord broken :(

mutual 6: discord broken for anyone else?

mutual 7: i need backbreaking gay sex rn

mutual 8: is discord down

No way! Тhe ancients foresaw this!!!

Day 10/50:

༻✦༺ ULTRA sketches ༻✦༺

VIOLENCE IS OUT NOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

At first, I didn't understand what had hooked me on the soundtrack. There was a reason why it made me incredibly upbeat and cheerful. And I finally understand it. It's because of the tv shows I used to watch in the morning when I was a kid. I'm not talking abt cartoons, I'm talking about TV programs in the genre of sports, science pop and such others. The music in them was quite similar to this. Here, listen to this

Ultrakill wiki truly is a gem. I can add some more XD

the ultrakill wiki is deeply unserious part 2

Hey are you offended by the word bitch? I'm going to send you a hate anon, but I saw that you go by she/her and I respect women

don't let anything stop u from being a hater king

✧Lil Hancock edit✧

Music: Tribe Society - Kings

В общем этому эдиту через 2 дня исполняется годик. По сему решил выложить. Воооот. Мой первй эдит и наверное последний. Кринжовенький такой, но я над ним так запарился вы б знали. Сидел 2 дня и 2 ночи ебался с консольными командами, чтоб погоду, камеру, гравитацию ставить. Шатался по всему содружеству чтоб поймать удачную анимацию на какой-нибудь красивой локации. А потом еще сидел монировал старался чтоб картинка под звук попадала (спойлер я сделал все что было в моих силах но она все равно не очень попадает). Наверное, самое тяжелое было то что худ должен быть выключен, чтоб не мешал картинке, и приходилось в слепую тыкать повсюду и иногда я его все-таки включал и потом благополучно забывал выключить.

Но на самом деле это было весело, и мне в принципе даже нравится что получилось. Честно, если б не задание в училище, я б никогда так и не сделал бы эдит с Хэнкоком. Ну вот я вроде все сказал, держите мем

Держу вас в курсе: я вчера упал в дежу со сметаной. (Для лучшего представления дежа это такая огромная кастрюля на колесиках)

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