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[A group of people enter the room.]

WillWare: Oh, hey! This is my new blog thing that I'm working on.

Person 1: That's cool!

Smart Alex: "New"? Like your theme isn't?

Person 2: What's it about?

WillWare: A number of things, actually. I'll post about music, video games, art, philosophy and religion, whatever cool stuff I find, smart things, and my life at *location* School for Math, Science, and the Arts, which will soon change to college.

Person 2: *location*?

WillWare: I'd rather not give away my age or location. Stalkers.

Smart Alex: I think your blog is having a bit of an identity crisis.

WillWare: It's a little bit of everything, to be sure. I hope I can keep it organized. I've never done this "blogging" thing before.

Smart Alex: I can tell.

Person 1: Oh, be nice. He's new.

Person 2: How often will you be updating this?

WillWare: I'm hoping for about once every day or two. School is taxing, though.

Person 1: Which is why you're making this over Thanksgiving Break?

WillWare: Yep. Except my school seems to believe that "break" = "pile on more homework", so even this is a stretch.

Smart Alex: So is the blog itself.

Person 2: Just shut up. So, what are your hobbies?

WillWare: Pretty much everything I've listed already...

Person 1: That's honestly not much.

WillWare: Even within my hobbies I'm pretty closed-minded. I listen almost exclusively to Christian and video game music - mostly the latter - and I play mostly Nintendo, Sega, and indie games. But within those restrictions I'm open to anything - heavy metal to orchestra, brick breakers to platformers.

Person 1: I just noticed... what's with the name of your blog?

WillWare: I'm a CS guy.

Person 1: Ah.

Smart Alex: Would you say you're a "good" coder or a "great" one?

WillWare: ..."Good." Why?

Smart Alex: It's said that good coders are failing in one subject, while great coders are failing in all of their subjects and dropping out.

WillWare: Well, I failed both halves of American History last year...

Smart Alex: Yep.

WillWare: But I got an A on the first half over the summer. Even so, I'm wary about my grades in social studies courses.

Person 2: Speaking of which, what's your homework over the week?

WillWare: ...It's mostly in Religions of Asia, my SS class this semester.

Person 1: Then you might want to get to that!

WillWare: Yeah, I probably should. See you guys!

Person 1, Person 2, Smart Alex: Bye!

[Exeunt.]