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Love this 😂

I just came up with something

Human AU

Zyglavis and Reader are getting married.

Ichthys, Dui and Teorus happen to be nearby, notice the wedding taking place and decide to go, even though they don't know the couple OR ANY OF THE GUESTS.

Thus, Reader becomes besties with the three idiots dudes and Zyglavis has to endure it for the sake of his wife's happiness.

Bonus points, if Scorpio happens to visit Reader's and Zyg's house and Ichthys happens to be there too and Scorpio immediately goes: "Wait a fucki— YOU'RE THE GUY THAT HIT MY CAR AND BROKE A HEADLIGHT AND THEN DROVE AWAY!"

And Zyglavis realises Ichthys is, in fact, the guy his friend has been screaming and screeching about for the past 4 months, resulting in high blood pressure and Scorpio fainted once.

YES!!

*pointing at Louie* You leave us alone.

I got an rebirth story idea from the glass ball yan Hue moment.

*turns to Tauxolouve* If you don't leave as per her request, I'll kill you in the next fic.

*Tauxolouve walks backwards awkwardly*

Little meow meow... 💜✨

Y/n: *staring at him*

Tauxolouve: What happened, little lady?

*shows him the post*

Tauxolouve: ....

Aigonorus: *Opens one eye to read the post* *smiles*

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re at a low point:

If you were a fictional man right now, there would be *at least* ten people if not a large portion of the fanbase that would call you their wet beast poor little meow meow

Grey: Huedhaut

Blue: Leon

The unsuspecting victim...🤣🤣🤣

Me, coming back to Tauxy's life, to knock him out and drag him into some fic again, which may or may not be in a completely different universe and he just MIGHT die, or get several stab wounds, depending on how I feel:

Vicky (me) math is:

If Ichthys is crying = I'm crying too.

Karno: Looks at you. Smiles. Presses a kiss to your temple and continues doing whatever he was doing. (Spoiler alert: Tonight say bye bye to your spine. It'll be joining the Kangaroos in Australia very soon, aka tonight)

Bye bye to spine lol 🤣🤣🤣

Tauxolouve: HE'S A SWITCH AND WE ALL FUCKING KNEW. AND UNLIKE ICHTHYS, YOU BET YOUR ASS HE KNEW TOO. THIS MAN ACTS LIKE YOU JUST PICKED HIM UP FROM HIS HOUSE WITH YOUR CAR AND NOW YOU'RE TAKING HIM FOR ICE CREAM. (Which... IS a good idea. TAKE HIM FOR ICE CREAM!)

Ice cream 🫠 🤣🤣🤣

The gods' reactions to you gripping their thigh

Leon: Rest in peace to you AND your spine

Scorpio: Blushed. Then screeched so hard he accidentally called a poor dolpin's mom a scum

Teorus: You do realize you gotta do that every day now, cause he likes it, right?

Dui: *sigghhh* He is so touch starved he almost cried at the physical contact. Please, hold him or I will

Huedhaut: This man... *sniffling* He placed his hand on top of yours and laced fingers with you *screeching like Scorpio did earlier*

Ichthys: Bro realized how much of a sub he actually is AND BOI DID HE NOT SEE THAT SHIT COMING

Karno: Looks at you. Smiles. Presses a kiss to your temple and continues doing whatever he was doing. (Spoiler alert: Tonight say bye bye to your spine. It'll be joining the Kangaroos in Australia very soon, aka tonight)

Zyglavis: "What?" "What do you mean 'what'?" "You wanted something." "I wanted to grip your thigh, Zyg, for you's sake! Let me have my moment!"

Aigonorus: "Why the grip? Something scared you?" You kinda wanna call him a dumbass, but he's too cute and you can't find the strength

Krioff: Blushes and stays silent. "Kri?" He nods slowly, still refusing to stop looking at the ground. "You okay, baby?" He nods again. His brain is like a computer that had orange juice spilt all over it

Tauxolouve: HE'S A SWITCH AND WE ALL FUCKING KNEW. AND UNLIKE ICHTHYS, YOU BET YOUR ASS HE KNEW TOO. THIS MAN ACTS LIKE YOU JUST PICKED HIM UP FROM HIS HOUSE WITH YOUR CAR AND NOW YOU'RE TAKING HIM FOR ICE CREAM. (Which... IS a good idea. TAKE HIM FOR ICE CREAM!)

Partheno: Room overflowed with cum. There are no survivors.

Please tell us a bit about the different types of hairstyles that you would try out 👀 and about his precious reactions.🙃✨️

Hear me out:

✨Zyglavis with a ban✨

(if I was his girlfriend, I'd constantly try out different hairstyles with his hair.)

MC: "You know, you kill trees to make paper."

Huedhaut: "No, we actually snap our fingers and just make more paper. We don't need to cut down trees."

MC: "So you import dead bodies!"

Need a crack fic about that ASAP! 👀

Me internally when mom talks to people in the grocery store forever (also probably every teen ever)