Star Crossed Myth Memes - Tumblr Posts
Just imagine The King being like: Look, immortals and mortals, here is your future..,King! * his signature smile *
In my head, when Leon was born, the king held him up like baby Simba. It doesn't matter if it actually happened, it still brings a smile to my face.
This is gold! 😭🤣🤣🤣
A family doesn't need to be a husband, a wife, a daughter, and a son.
Sometimes a family is a group of star-based zodiac celestial beings that consists of:
a fish themed celestial being who lost their immortality and takes YOLO too literally
a war-torn human turned god
a demi-god (who found out late in the story that he was adopted)
the wine aunt who is still grieving their ex and may also be the god of wisdom/clairvoyance but can't make a smart decision
the strawberry cow song + bitch im a cow song personified and merged with parental issues
a god who sleeps through anything, and everything, and owns 200+ squishmallows
the slayyy girlboss gaslight gatekeep demon spawn pretending to be holy
the dude who may have accidentally summoned the ultimate evil and feels an endless amount of guilt about it, the consequences of this event accidentally creating more cycles of punishment. They also have a ponytail
a god whose mental health is a broken mirror and will have a breakdown if any minor inconvenience happens like dropping their slice of pie on the ground also hes like 2?? ppl
a crab who likes keychains
a dude who can feel the heat of his past actions
an allmighty god with enough power to wipe reality at a snap of his fingers and happens to have the personality of a cat stuck in a tree
and their ex-god turned human friend with an affinity for the stars, that they harass on a weekly basis after work hours.
I love dysfunctional found families
all i can imagine is that one vine of the dude climbing on top of the fridge and saying 'this house is a fucking nightmare' in each story all 13 of these mfs are in the mansion.
"Nooo, he baby🥺🥺!"
—I say as I hug my 300 year old husband.
Fake Screenshots of Misunderstood Memes
These are all fake, i've already did this meme but i redid it for fun I love making fake scm screenshots. Do you think the gods misunderstand modern language at times
Zyg
Leon
Partheno
Scorpio
Huedhaut
Dui
Tauxolouve
Krioff
Ikky
*sees email with subject: STUPID WOMAN*
me: WHO THE HELL THINKS THEY CAN COME UP TO ME WITH THIS ATTITUDE? I OUGHTA-
*sees it’s signed “Scorpio”*
me: Oh, it’s just my baby boy sending me his love *blushes*
The perfect world 😌✨ that should exist.
In a perfect world I break into the game, choke the MC in cold blood and then marry Scorpio and have 3 babies with him.
Have a ✨LOVELY✨ day!
Tauxolouve: "I... Am a demigod... I know...! I know you all must disapprove of me now! And I bet you don't want to be around a halfling like me—"
Aigonorus: "Vega made tea. Shut up and sit down."
Partheno: "My love..." *Sigh* "Talk to me."
MC, gathering salt in her hand: "No. I'm mad at you." *Tosses salt at him*
Partheno, with a loving smile: "I'm a god now, this doesn't work."
Tauxolouve: * shocked after seeing a certain man named Addis Ira* ...
Aigonorus: Yep that guy looks like you. * smiling *
MC: *talking to her boss on the phone* Sorry i can't come to office tomorrow.
MC: *Making a mental PowerPoint presentation to comfort her boyfriend later*
I hope SCM will have a proper comeback this year. It's been ages.
People that have been in the fandom, back when it was big and alive and Voltage hadn't thrown it in a well, are gods to me.
Like- you watched the fall of the Roman empire??
I feel like a mortal that looks up at you with curiosity practically dripping like tears from my eyes. I've only heard of that glorious time in storybooks and encyclopedias. I'm kneeling beside you and bowing my head, begging you to tell me a story of those days. Of this land that seems unreal.
I don't think i feel comfortable enough to try that on my bae 👀
It's canon that when a human drinks poison meant for a god, it works as an aphrodisiac and doesn't kill them.
But is it the same case for gods and human poison?
Like- will you feed a god rat poison and he'll start blasting "Careless Whisper"?
So Scorpio is a princess 👀 (this is just a joke)
And you are the prince who will save him...
It's canon that when a human drinks poison meant for a god, it works as an aphrodisiac and doesn't kill them.
But is it the same case for gods and human poison?
Like- will you feed a god rat poison and he'll start blasting "Careless Whisper"?
How about we let The Dark King be the Evil Queen? 👀 (Bro needs to have a job lol)
It's canon that when a human drinks poison meant for a god, it works as an aphrodisiac and doesn't kill them.
But is it the same case for gods and human poison?
Like- will you feed a god rat poison and he'll start blasting "Careless Whisper"?
When you're writing and you suddenly realize you don't know what happens next
leon when he hears zyglavis curse his name under his breath
Of course 😌✨🏹
Tauxolouve would put on a maid dress for his lover in a heartbeat if they asked and I think you should take advantage of that.
Scorpio: *after hearing the first sentence * 🤨
Scorpio: Oh nevermind.
I love you so much *gently holds Tauxolouve*
I'm going to hurt you...
Scorpio: * with open arms * Come here.
I love you so much *gently holds Tauxolouve*
I'm going to hurt you...