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Spock knew Kirk was upset about something so he inquired, “What is bothering you, Sir?”

The Captain looked out the window wistfully. “No one can ever take the whole thing!”

Spock asked to exam it and came to a logical conclusion. “I assure you, Captain, that I can swallow the whole thing quite sufficiently.”

A hopeful Kirk commanded, “Make it so, Mr. Spock.”

With a wry grin Spock knelt down and murmured, “Yes, Sir.”

Captain Kirk soon came to find out that Spock was indeed correct…and that Vulcan ears make great handles!  (Star Trek S1 E21 The Return of the Archons)

Bashir: Miles, we've been drinking in my quarters for five hours now. Don't you think it's time to call it a night?

O'Brien: Come on, Julian, just one more. Maybe we could go play darts at Quark's...

Bashir: You can, but I'm exhausted. Did I not tell you how long I was in surgery? For six-

O'Brien: Six hours, yes, limbs everywhere, I heard you. And I kept the station's life support system from going offline for seven. Just a normal day at the office.

Bashir: And I'm tired. Go bother Keiko.

O'Brien: She's having a girls' night.

Bashir: Well, go have a girls' night with her. I'm going to bed.

O'Brien: But can we just -- as Yeats once said --

Bashir: No Yeats. We're doing a Robert Frost.

O'Brien: A Robert Frost?

Bashir: Yes. Miles TO GO before I SLEEP.