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Rating some of star trek TNG characters on how well they wash their ass:

Picard: 3/10 Sorry guys but he's cishet white man through and through. He does a cursory wipe and calls it done.

Deanna: 9/10 Absolute Goddess, bisexual and poly. This is a woman who is thorough and careful. Perfectly clean.

Riker: 9/10 Was this even a question? Riker is bisexual and absolutely crushing it with the men. If they were brave enough he would have had a man for every woman he loved but they weren't ready yet.

Beverly Crusher: 7/10 Doctor so it is clean but she has severe internalised homophobia that's keeping her from her true potential.

Worf: 2/10 Early Worf would never and absolutely refuses to hear anything about it ds9 Worf upgrades to a solid 6/10 but TNG Worf? Terrible.

Geordi: 10/10 clean boi. He can probably see the dirt and muck on his body with his visor and cleans himself thoroughly. Also he's gay so...

I'm not a coward so if you disagree tell me and I'll correct myself.