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Stupid things of my life like One Piece characters

*Talking about their ADHD problems and how fidget toys help*

Luffy: Usually pop its or slimes help me.

Shanks: Yeah, i have a lot of spongies (he meant squishies).

Luffy: *Laughs his ass off*

*Looking at 6th grade jackets and the promo number*

Sanji: The 2021’s are good. (Las de 2021 están buenas)

Zoro: You’re sick man..-

Sanji: NO ESPERATE- (NO WAIT-)

Beckman: So, the rio Suquía..-

Shanks: We’re talking about the rio San Roque idiot! Gosh you are Argentinian but you have the geographical knowledge of a yankee..-

Beckman:…

Beckman:Rio San Roque and rio Suquía are the same river.

Shanks: Oh.

A/N: It’s normal of us Argentinians to use yankee as an insult :, (Historical problems and stuff) but don’t take this personal i don’t hate ‘em at all

Zoro: *Explaining function relation from Biology* So then you do synapses *Does the 👉👈 thing to explain how the dendrites connect*

Nami, Usopp and Luffy: *Laughing about it and bothering him to end of the week*

*Luffy does some random stupid thing*

Nami: Seems like Luffy doesn’t does synapses 👉👈

*Someone asks Zoro something about maths and he stays processing*

Usopp: Come on man! Do synapses 👉👈

*Zoro and Luffy talking about something random*

Luffy: Synapses 👉👈

*Later that same week*

*The three of them tattoo with a pen on one of their fingers “Syna” and in the other “Pses” and keep pestering Zoro*

Sogeking is the GOAT. I wish he met Usopp, I have a feeling they'd both be the best of friends.

"Born on sharp shooter island 100 shots, 100 hits, lulu lalalu

Even a mouse's eye, lock on!! Even you heart, lock on!!

The man that came from sharp shooter island

Lululu Lulu Lala

You better run and hide

Sogege Soge Soge SOGEKING!"