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Their S/O being autistic ♾️🌈

Monster trio x GN! Reader

Luffy:

-I hc this man as a ADHD person so he wouldn’t be soo confused in how you feel

-You both share your hyperfixations even tho Luffy may forget about it minutes after

-Talks with you about his beetles hyperfixation because he feels you understand him

-Doesn’t understands most of times your panic or anxiety attacks but he has THE GREATEST after-attack care, food

Seeks touch

-He would hug you constantly, using his gears as a benefit of his

-Likes to cuddle when you’re going to sleep

Avoids touch

-This would be HARD for him

-As your partner it would take a lot of time for him to get used to don’t touch you unless you feel comfortable

-Sometimes mf forgets and randomly embraces you in his gummy arms

-Always apologizes and stays sad for like 2 hours after it

Sanji

-This man is perfect

-Would definitely make sure he cooks just the things you like and never make you eat something you don’t

-Always wants his food to have an exact texture and even tho he’s very strict with “Eat it because it took time and effort” he would NEVER force you into some food that has a weird texture and never has problems in changing your plate

-Is patient with you and gives you space if you have an attack

-Makes you comfort food

-Can hear you talk about your hyperfixations like for HOURS while he does some random snack for the crew

Avoids touch

-Would respect it definitely.

-Always makes sure to give you the most personal space he can

-If someone forces you to hug them or have any physical interaction he’ll give them a huge kick where it hurts the most

Seeks touch

-This baby can hug you the WHOLE DAY if you want

-Knows you feel safe and comfortable by this so always that you’re on the crows nest hands he always wraps a blanket around your shoulders and than wraps his own arms around you too

-Can stay like that forever

Zoro

-Needs to get explained about it

-Kinda finds sometimes your attacks like kid tantrums before he remembers that your mind works differently

-Took A LOT of time for him to understand why you felt so bad after tasting a different texture or why you did some types of movements with your hands before grabbing something or while stimming

-Tries to stick you to your routine no matter what

-Finds your stimming cute but will never say it

Seeks touch

-Not a fan of PDA

-You may have your fluffy and cuddly moments in private or while sleeping

Avoids touch

-He doesn’t likes it neither so there is also no problem

-Always sleeps on a separate bed

-Stays like 6 feet distance from you

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A/N: English’s not my first language so i may have some errors

One Piece characters as song lines

“Dear Arkansas daughter” ver.

A/N: Randomly doing this bc i got obsessed with the song.

Luffy, Law, Ace, Boa, Lucci

“You with the dark curls.”

~🪷~

Uta, Kozuki, Ann, Robin

“You with the watercolor eyes~”

~🪷~

Shanks, Nami, Chopper, Franky

“You who bares all your teeth in every smile.”

Horny thoughts about OP dicks

Don’t mind me I’m just bored asf

A/N:I use the Argentinian height system so this post goes by centimeters (Don’t have a fucking idea how yall use inches.)

Corazon

About 19cm I MEAN, he is huge in body height i wouldn’t be surprised. I feel he’s more of a length than thick type, he would probably be 4-5cm thick.

Got a vein that goes from under the tip to the middle of his cock, it would probably make you see stars.

Well trimmed but not shaved, he would shave it if you asked him to tho. It would be a more dark color than his hair color, like a dark honey color(does that make sense-?)

Like:

Tip is a pretty pink, yall can’t convince me otherwise.

Feel like it doesn’t tastes too salty neither bad. Like licking the back of your hand? Something like that.

Luffy

Can variate the size, I MEAN HE LITERALLY STRETCHES-

But normal size would be like 15-17 cm, don’t think it would be too thick or too big, just enough to make you babble nonsense.

Tip is a red going to coral-color.

Probably doesn’t trims neither shaves, it’s the wildness in there.

Hair in there is as black as his head hair (His gear 5 pubic hair on the other way..-)

Sorry but his dick would taste HORRIBLE, like, there is this weird myth that people’s dick taste like the things they eat and with Luffy’s disastrous diet it would probably taste too salty yet bad.

Zoro

OH GOD-

19 in length, THICKNESS IS LIKE 6 TO 7 CM

Hard he would get to 21 cm

Tip is a dark brown that goes to a more red/pink palette

This mf doesn’t trims neither shaves (just like Luffy)

His pubic hair is a bit more darker than the rest of his hair

He’s veiny as FUCK one vein right down his tip that goes to the base, another one goes from the base to the middle and a few more go from the middle to the rest.

Probably tastes salty but good after all, don’t think he has a bad diet, for the alcohol he probably tastes a little bit bitter.

A/N: That’s all, gotta do random things to cover up i don’t know what fic should i do with the winner of the survey i did. Gonna do a part two probably.

Stupid things of my life like One Piece characters

*Talking about their ADHD problems and how fidget toys help*

Luffy: Usually pop its or slimes help me.

Shanks: Yeah, i have a lot of spongies (he meant squishies).

Luffy: *Laughs his ass off*

*Looking at 6th grade jackets and the promo number*

Sanji: The 2021’s are good. (Las de 2021 están buenas)

Zoro: You’re sick man..-

Sanji: NO ESPERATE- (NO WAIT-)

Beckman: So, the rio Suquía..-

Shanks: We’re talking about the rio San Roque idiot! Gosh you are Argentinian but you have the geographical knowledge of a yankee..-

Beckman:…

Beckman:Rio San Roque and rio Suquía are the same river.

Shanks: Oh.

A/N: It’s normal of us Argentinians to use yankee as an insult :, (Historical problems and stuff) but don’t take this personal i don’t hate ‘em at all

Zoro: *Explaining function relation from Biology* So then you do synapses *Does the 👉👈 thing to explain how the dendrites connect*

Nami, Usopp and Luffy: *Laughing about it and bothering him to end of the week*

*Luffy does some random stupid thing*

Nami: Seems like Luffy doesn’t does synapses 👉👈

*Someone asks Zoro something about maths and he stays processing*

Usopp: Come on man! Do synapses 👉👈

*Zoro and Luffy talking about something random*

Luffy: Synapses 👉👈

*Later that same week*

*The three of them tattoo with a pen on one of their fingers “Syna” and in the other “Pses” and keep pestering Zoro*

Different love

Luffy x Male! Reader (Fits for trans males too)

⛔️MINORS DO NOT INTERACT, YOU’LL BE BLOCKED⛔️

Cw: Mention of christian family(Reader), homo in denial, just a homo confession.

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This wasn’t possible.

Neither correct.

How did this even happened?

A lot of questions ran over your head the last days.

You were a straw hat, you joined after Luffy, your handsome captain, saved your village from a strong crew of pirates, it was normal to be so devoted to him..Right? But something felt off; at start you thought you were just too thankful for Luffy saving the ones you loved and taking you like his new nakama, but with the time you realized it wasn’t that easy. Every time he smiled at you when you arrived the kitchen to eat with the crew, when he stretched his rubber arms to you and hug you tightly after being lost on the new island you guys arrived to, every little smile he gave you..Everything made your heart pound strongly on your chest; your cheeks heat up and your pressure raise.

But no.

It couldn’t be.

You liked women, it was always like that, or at least that was what your parents told you when you were little, men with women-women with men.

This was a sin, but you couldn’t help but think that if you had to choose between heaven and kissing him, you could burn in hell with happiness on your face.

There was a problem tho. He never liked no one. The most beautiful woman in the Grand Line, Boa Hancock, was head over heels for him and he just dared to leave her hanging as he did with every beautiful woman on the seas. What got you sure it would be different for you? Luffy was always so unaware of sexual and romantic attraction, he was probably aro-ace, so confessing to him was a probably loosing game.

But you couldn’t with the feeling anymore, that heavy weight on your chest every time he said you were friends..

“Just friends.” You thought when he mentioned it the first time.

You didn’t wanted to be friends with him, you wanted to hold him every night near of you, to be able to tell him how much you loved him whenever you wanted without being asked by the others. You had to do it.

“I like you, Luffy.”

You pronounced, you finally had the courage to tell him your feelings after seeing the opportunity when, after dinner, he happened to be alone on the upper deck.

Luffy looked confused at you, his head tilted slightly and his eyebrow went up while the other furrowed.

“Ya’ like me?” He asked rhetorically, his confusion turned into his usual and pretty smile.

“I like you too ___! You’re my best friend after all.”

Those words sank hard on your heart, did he understood it? Maybe he ignored it? You sighed and proceeded to explain better.

“No but..- Not as a friend! More like..I, uh.”

You breathed again inhaling and exhaling to calm down before gaining enough courage.

“Luffy. I love you. Not as a friend, neither a nakama. I love you like a couple would.”

His face froze, he stood in shock in front of you, turning everything really awkward. You looked down, his eyes were the thing you wanted to avoid right now. Then, while your sight was still down to the wood floor, you heard a chuckle.

Before you could get up your sight, a wild Luffy was already getting over you, wrapping you in his rubber arms and swinging you around with strength and a smile that could burn the sun.

“I love you too!” He said with a happy and loud tone, it was a miracle no one was hearing the conversation at this point.

Your face turned from confusion to happiness and a little giggle left your lips as you captured his cheeks on your hands and kissed him, the thing you wanted to do since the very first day was finally a chance. You wouldn’t change this moment for anything. At all.

“So? Then we’re a couple?!” He asked happily, a small coral-pink blush adorned his pretty face. He let you go and waited for an answer.

“Of course Luffy.”

Suddenly—and it shouldn’t have been a surprise— claps and cheers were heard from behind the mast of the deck, from there Zoro, Nami and Usopp came out. Cheering happily from what they already knew from a long time, but they could finally be able to presence.

Your face tinted red as you stared shyly at your crew mates, Luffy, so uninterested as always just received the cheers with a big smile.

But, on the inside, you were happy, did happiness actually existed for pirates? Could you really be happy with him? This was like a dream come true you never wanted to end. Now you knew it wasn’t a sin neither something bad, it was love, a pure love…

A different love.

A/N: Short but i loved it! Hope ya’ like it too. Remember I’m takin’ requests.

He has the three A’s

A: Autistic

A: ADHD

A: Asexual

I want a fanfic we’re white-beard pirates know luffy from shanks drunk stories

Luffy sketchbook page!