Stroking My Face With A Weird Plastic Cat And Meowing At Me Before Throwing It On My Lap And Saying Hes Sleeping? Yeah Whatever Dude - Tumblr Posts

I'm my cousins favorite and it's really funny bc like 70% of the time I'm so apathetic ab the weird shit she does

little kids always latch onto the older cousin who is the most aloof to them they're like i am so sorry sweet old ladies who want to give me toys & candy but i do not give a fuck about you right now because i have GOT to go bother the unemployed 23 year old who wants to play call of duty in the dark in his room