Such A Loser - Tumblr Posts

Ser Jaime tossed a kiss to some woman in the commons, gently lowered his visor, and rode to the end of the lists.

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Jaime Lannister was back on his feet, but his ornate lion helmet had been twisted around and dented in his fall, and now he could not get it off. The commons were hooting and pointing, the lords and ladies were trying to stifle their chuckles, and failing, and over it all Ned could hear King Robert laughing, louder than anyone. Finally, they had to lead the Lion of Lannister off to a blacksmith, blind and stumbling.

Look look! My childhood crush in real life!

Uhhhh I guess that this will be a first and worst post (although don’t underestimate my ability to fuck things up) So *ahem* (clearing my throat because I have obviously nothing to say) I like pizza.

Ok. I don’t know why exactly I wrote that, but I’m going with it. Yeah, pizza’s cool. Had some for lunch today, but that one wasn’t great (supermarket pizza). I still like pizza though. Not supermarket one.

Alright, awesome, my first post’s about what I had for lunch! What a *totally* not boring way to begin this -whatever I’m doing-.

haha.

I think that my social skills have long since abandoned ship. Who wouldn’t have lol.

Well congrats if you’ve read to the end (I probably wouldn’t have done that so you’re a better person than I am 🎉)

g’bye