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Headcanon time!
The Warden’s all-time favorite movie is Paul Blart: Mall Cop. He makes Jared and Alice watch it with him all the time, and he’s played it during Superjail’s movie matinees at least a dozen times. Stingray, on the other hand, hates it with every ounce of his being.
Some more warden headcanons because I’m at a college club party right now and I don’t know how to talk to people:
95% of the music the warden listens to is party-line dances. Like, music you would hear at a middle school dance. Stuff like cha-cha slide, the Cupid shuffle, Gangnam style, cotton eye joe, etc. The remaining 5% is 60-70s rock since he grew up during that time. I bet he’d enjoy bands like Cheap Trick, the Ramones and 10cc. They are one of the few things he still holds onto from his past, and one of his few memories from his former life that aren’t shrouded in trauma and pain.
Physically, he appears to be in his early to mid thirties despite being 62 years old due to his age slowing down once he started Superjail. There’s still some signs of his aging, however, such as hair loss and a few wrinkles (which he hates very much). He was in his late twenties when he abandoned his old life and dedicated himself to building the greatest prison in the universe, and refuses to talk about it with anyone.
Hey everyone! I still don’t like most of my art well enough to post it, so here are some Mistress-specific headcanons for now! I’m genuinely surprised how many I have lol
-In contrast to the warden’s noodley physique, the mistress is actually pretty dang toned and enjoys working out
-She can actually shapeshift and alter her appearance just like the warden, just does it less often and for more practical matters (such as changing clothes and making herself look nice)
-Honestly a pretty nice person once you get to know her, and even a little quirky, though before Stingstress she covered it up with her cold and stern persona
-Like the warden, she had a very bad childhood that led to her completely leaving reality and building “the greatest prison in the universe”, maybe I’ll write her one someday lol
-Was born in 1965, due to the same age regression as the warden she appears to be in her late 20s
-Is a lesbian and was never really attracted to Stingray, warden or Bruce (except for that one time with the bees but we don’t talk about that)
-Had a LOT of bad past relationships (hence the line “eh, I’ve been called worse things than a thing”)
-LOVES Pixar movies, but refused to tell anyone until after she changed into a peace-loving hippie
-Similar to how the warden suffers from nightmares, she struggles with sleep paralysis and gets it several times a month
-5’8, slightly taller than the warden
-Listens to a wide variety of music, but her current favorite is 60s-70s psychedelic rock due to being a hippie (duh). She also enjoys heavy metal and lofi.
-Since warden has a real name, I feel like a name that suits her is Lucy :) still working on a HC last name
That’s all so far! She’s genuinely one of my favorite SJ characters, even though I think she was kinda done dirty by the writers and I wish she had more screen time ^_^
Almost done with an art piece. Finally. Before that happens though here’s a Gary headcanon I want to share with you all.
Gary is actually pretty proficient in sign language, having taught himself it by reading ASL books after getting his tongue cut out. However, he never uses it due to literally no one in Superjail understanding it.
HUMAN BIRD⁉️⁉️⁉️ 😱😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯🤯
(Yes I headcanon bird as female)
Obligatory OC lore!
Since Nicky clearly has an affinity for horror movies as seen in the mpreg episode, I have an idea that he and Krista used to have movie nights where they’d watch horror flicks. Nicky obviously wasn’t ever afraid of them because he’s watched horror films since he was a toddler, while Krista would be easily scared and shield her eyes a lot. It’d all be in good fun though, of course. :)
Her favorite horror film is Signs, despite Nicky’s claims that it’s not a “real” horror movie.
Happy lesbian week of visibility to her <3
(Yes, this was an image taken by my phone on my iPad, for some reason I can’t send the actual artwork to myself so I can post it.)
Some more human bird since you guys seemed to like her! :)
Finally got some time off from finals studying to make these. I’m really glad one of my art pieces I’m proud of got traction.
(By the way, you guys are free to use my human bird design. All I ask is that you properly credit me as the creator of the design, and please keep it SFW. Also please don’t ship her with any of the human/alien characters on the show, even if she’s a human in the design, she’s still very much a bird in the show and any kind of shipping with canonically human characters makes me deeply uncomfortable. Thank you.)
Rushed thing I threw together to remember their height differences when drawing them LMAO