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A song for the brave souls fighting the bot menace

*to the tune of 500 miles

When I boot up, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who boots up through the blues.

When I arm up, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man that splits 'em into two

If I find them, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man reporting true

And if I fall, hey, I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be safe with my crew

And I would report 500 bots

And I would report 500 more

Just to be the man who reports a thousand bots

Just to land on Denmark's shores

When I'm searching, yes I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man that helps us pull through

And when the cake comes in for all the work I do, I'll share every single slice with my crew

When I come home, oh, I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man that gives them what they're due

And if the fight's old, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man fighting next to you

And I would report 500 bots

And I would report 500 more

Just to be the man who reports a thousand bots

Just to land on Denmark's shores

When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man sending bots to review

When I'm dreaming, well I know I'm gonna dream, I'm gonna dream about when the bots have withdrew

When I go out, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who's scrolling on through

When I come home, yes I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man that gives them what they're due

I'm gonna be the man that's giving 'em what they're due

And I would report 500 bots

And I would report 500 more

Just to be the man who reports a thousand bots

Just to land on Denmark's shores

And I would report 500 bots

And I would report 500 more

Just to be the man who reports a thousand bots

Just to land on Denmark's shores

Thanks to @aroace-spec-empire for the inspiration