The Great Bot War Of 2024 - Tumblr Posts

pspspsps come collect ur bot slayer badge

Thanks a lot for everything you've done to destroy the bots.

i fucking HATE the sex bots. ALL I WANT TO DO IS LOOK AT COOL DRAWINGS OF DINOSAURS AND THEN I GET FLASHED BY ASS 😭😭

another tiring day of bot hunting in the asexual tag. wish the bots would admit defeat and wave their white flag of surrender.

keep up the good work humans, multidimensional entities, enemies, and other creatures.

; this is so much worse than the marketing scams and porn bots usually spamming the asexual tag.

; what have I found and how do I unfind it.

A song for the brave souls fighting the bot menace

*to the tune of 500 miles

When I boot up, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who boots up through the blues.

When I arm up, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man that splits 'em into two

If I find them, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man reporting true

And if I fall, hey, I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be safe with my crew

And I would report 500 bots

And I would report 500 more

Just to be the man who reports a thousand bots

Just to land on Denmark's shores

When I'm searching, yes I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man that helps us pull through

And when the cake comes in for all the work I do, I'll share every single slice with my crew

When I come home, oh, I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man that gives them what they're due

And if the fight's old, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man fighting next to you

And I would report 500 bots

And I would report 500 more

Just to be the man who reports a thousand bots

Just to land on Denmark's shores

When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man sending bots to review

When I'm dreaming, well I know I'm gonna dream, I'm gonna dream about when the bots have withdrew

When I go out, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who's scrolling on through

When I come home, yes I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man that gives them what they're due

I'm gonna be the man that's giving 'em what they're due

And I would report 500 bots

And I would report 500 more

Just to be the man who reports a thousand bots

Just to land on Denmark's shores

And I would report 500 bots

And I would report 500 more

Just to be the man who reports a thousand bots

Just to land on Denmark's shores

Thanks to @aroace-spec-empire for the inspiration

Garlic Bread for my fellow Acespecs

Here you go!! I love y'all sm <33

Repost if your account is a safe space for acespec ppl

thx friend. also the tags you put reminded me that I forgot to put the great bot war of 2024 tag so thx for that too. *removes nerf gun from head since you said the garlic bread was yummy*

Garlic Bread for my fellow Acespecs

Here you go!! I love y'all sm <33

Repost if your account is a safe space for acespec ppl

*sighs and cocks nerf gun* Get your nerf guns gang. It's bot hunting season

Jfc what's up with all of these new "fashion" bots in the asexual tag? Hey @staff you gonna do anything about this?

The war is.. over? We won? YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY VICTORY IS OURS

Is it over? Have we..... won?

The Aliexpress bots all seem to be gone.

(What does this mean for the poll we recently launched?)

Dammit I thought we won get your nerfguns boys(neutral) we're going to war. again. never really stopped but yk what I mean

Why is there a bot spamming seal pics in the Ace tag?