Tbf I Missed My First Class And Had Three Cups Of Coffee Before Showing Up To The Next Class With Another Cup Of Coffee - Tumblr Posts
4 years ago
I don’t know if I should be worried or proud for the kiddos cause I still remember one teacher’s day where I had to sub with a bunch of others in order to teach ten year olds. One girl decided to be disruptive by T- posing during the lesson so I T- posed back to assert dominance and it worked. Others kept asking if I was a girl or a boy and got really confused when I panicked and said yes then left. Another boy kept insisting I was Harry Potter and Ron Weasley’s forbidden love child. There was also a bunch of kiddos who told me I couldn’t say y’all which I started doing unironically cuz like “I can say y’all if I wanna say y’all, how you gonna stop me”.
Kids are just wild man.
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tbf I missed my first class and had three cups of coffee before showing up to the next class with another cup of coffee
there were wholesome parts like rose girl
some thought I was a journalist and the little girl looked like I granted all her hopes and dreams when I said I wrote poetry
kids are weird
I should not be trusted with them
no one ever thinks of me as a responsible person to entrust children to
I don’t blame them
I’ve had worse but tbf why would you entrust my chaotic ass with toddlers that’s on the preschool teachers