Tbh Me - Tumblr Posts

God didn't give me a dick cause he knew I'd be abusing that thang. Call me mourning wood the way I'd be fucking trees

them: babe where are we going on our date? me: stargazing! me internally: lookin for UFOs

me: *tryin to carry a bunch of stuff*

parent: u can make more than one trip-

me: NO

me: U DON'T UNDERSTAND

me: THIS ISN'T ABOUT CARRYING THINGS

me: THIS IS ABOUT HONOR

parent: stop being ridiculous just-

me: HONOR