Technically This Should Be White Knight But I Felt Like Changing It Up - Tumblr Posts

(so this is a weird one considering Im white knight trash buuut I feel like I need to give my favorite non-whiteknight Weiss ship some attention.)

Penny would pick Weiss up bridal style as her face was red.

Penny: apologies Partner Weiss! My human body appears to be in need of relief!

Weiss: o-oh!.. does that mean-

Penny: yes. Your face will be covered in green lipstick by the end of this.

Penny proceeded to carry her wife to their bedroom. And we all know where that's going.. you fucking degenerates-

Weiss' Married Life

Weiss: (Mid-40s) What do you think, honey~? Think I can still pull it off~?

Weiss: (Outfit's backside rips wide open, Reveals embarrassing birthmark) Whaaat?! You've gotta be kidding me~!

Weiss: (Dignified woman scoff) That will cost you extra, I'm afraid.

Weiss: (Holding destroyed younger clothes, Pride shattered) I... I guess I'm past my prime, aren't I, honey?

Weiss: (Needs 3 nights of recovery from love)