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Class 1A&B Fusion Headcanons

Yaoyorozu and Kendou Fusion: Momokendou

• mom friend

• will drag classmates away by the ear when they're doing stupid shit

• "Monoma for heavens sake-"

• teachers love them

• gets headaches from having their hair in a ponytail all day (and bc of their troublesome children classmates)

• drinks relaxing tea at the end of the day while listening to classical music

• was this close to grabbing bakugou and washing out his mouth with soap

• feminism increases 20% in their presence

• polite but will not hesitate to kick your ass 

• they would never step on you bc they're too nice but if they did you'd thank them

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Monoma and Shinsou Fusion: Monoshin (Shinsou isn’t tech in class a or b yet but shhh)

• ambitious af

• will not hesitate to use you as a stepping stool

• "who needs flashy when you can be deadly instead?"

• *scoffs at class 1a* idiots

• their smile is hella unnerving

• choked by Aziawa's scarf on the daily

• cheats at board games

• everyone knows they cheat but no one can prove it

• they're the definition of that one post abt how "being gay is being totally narcisstic one second and then depressed and self-loathing in the next"

• doesn't know how to talk to people, they bluff their way through all social interactions and can come across as asshole-ish

• "dude did you even sleep" "hahaha sleep is for the weak"

• tests stress them out so they stay up all night studying and in the morning they be a zombie

• will glare at you with deadened eyes as they obnoxiously slurp their 7th cup of coffee that hour

•they're a brat

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Tetsutetsu and Kirishima Fusion: Tetsukiri

• BRO

• gym rat

• uses way too much axe body spray

• [sees a shark] gasp brother?

• wears tacky tank tops that say things like "suns out guns out" and "I flexed and the sleeves fell off"

• slurps protein shakes out do gogurts for the aesthetic

• isn't aware of the notion of an indoor voice

• when they get excited they jump up in the air and scream

• have nearly deafened their classmates who have stronger hearing (jirou, shoji, etc)

• customary greeting is a hug but it's not always appreciated

• they're always sweaty bc they're working out constantly

• "bro do you even lift?"

• Fitbit count is higher than All Might's

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Tokoyami and Kuroiro Fusion: Lord of the Eternal Night (they insisted to be called that, ppl call them "Night" for short):

• "what a mad banquet of darkness"

• wears black in July and is still surprised when they pass out from heat stroke

• single tear rolls down their face as they listen to black parade

• plays animal crossing

• wanna recruit Midoriya for their shadow cult after seeing his new black whip power

• "come to the dark side we have cookies"

• edgelord

• plays pranks on people but no one even suspects its them and they snicker quietly as someone else gets blamed

• people watcher

• speaks like some old timey oracle come to deliver a world altering prophecy

• "whatcha doing this weekend?" "bathing in the abyss" "cool"

• takes naps in trees

• "I am the night, shadows are the only thing I crave " "I don't care, eat your vegetables" "yes ma'am" (is talking to Yaomomo and Kendou fusion lol)

•sits in the dark and hisses when someone turns on a light switch

• "fake friends would cry at my funeral, true friends would know that I want to be dead and rejoice"

• A+ goth solidarity

• the fact that they still have school on Halloween is an unforgivable injustice

•will munch on birdseed with a deadpan expression and stare down the person that dares to try and speak to a primidoral deity such as themselves

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I got a little carried away with the hcs for my edgy bois Tokoyami and Kuroiro ¯\_(ツ)_/¯