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Class 1A&B Fusion Headcanons

Yaoyorozu and Kendou Fusion: Momokendou

• mom friend

• will drag classmates away by the ear when they're doing stupid shit

• "Monoma for heavens sake-"

• teachers love them

• gets headaches from having their hair in a ponytail all day (and bc of their troublesome children classmates)

• drinks relaxing tea at the end of the day while listening to classical music

• was this close to grabbing bakugou and washing out his mouth with soap

• feminism increases 20% in their presence

• polite but will not hesitate to kick your ass 

• they would never step on you bc they're too nice but if they did you'd thank them

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Monoma and Shinsou Fusion: Monoshin (Shinsou isn’t tech in class a or b yet but shhh)

• ambitious af

• will not hesitate to use you as a stepping stool

• "who needs flashy when you can be deadly instead?"

• *scoffs at class 1a* idiots

• their smile is hella unnerving

• choked by Aziawa's scarf on the daily

• cheats at board games

• everyone knows they cheat but no one can prove it

• they're the definition of that one post abt how "being gay is being totally narcisstic one second and then depressed and self-loathing in the next"

• doesn't know how to talk to people, they bluff their way through all social interactions and can come across as asshole-ish

• "dude did you even sleep" "hahaha sleep is for the weak"

• tests stress them out so they stay up all night studying and in the morning they be a zombie

• will glare at you with deadened eyes as they obnoxiously slurp their 7th cup of coffee that hour

•they're a brat

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Tetsutetsu and Kirishima Fusion: Tetsukiri

• BRO

• gym rat

• uses way too much axe body spray

• [sees a shark] gasp brother?

• wears tacky tank tops that say things like "suns out guns out" and "I flexed and the sleeves fell off"

• slurps protein shakes out do gogurts for the aesthetic

• isn't aware of the notion of an indoor voice

• when they get excited they jump up in the air and scream

• have nearly deafened their classmates who have stronger hearing (jirou, shoji, etc)

• customary greeting is a hug but it's not always appreciated

• they're always sweaty bc they're working out constantly

• "bro do you even lift?"

• Fitbit count is higher than All Might's

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Tokoyami and Kuroiro Fusion: Lord of the Eternal Night (they insisted to be called that, ppl call them "Night" for short):

• "what a mad banquet of darkness"

• wears black in July and is still surprised when they pass out from heat stroke

• single tear rolls down their face as they listen to black parade

• plays animal crossing

• wanna recruit Midoriya for their shadow cult after seeing his new black whip power

• "come to the dark side we have cookies"

• edgelord

• plays pranks on people but no one even suspects its them and they snicker quietly as someone else gets blamed

• people watcher

• speaks like some old timey oracle come to deliver a world altering prophecy

• "whatcha doing this weekend?" "bathing in the abyss" "cool"

• takes naps in trees

• "I am the night, shadows are the only thing I crave " "I don't care, eat your vegetables" "yes ma'am" (is talking to Yaomomo and Kendou fusion lol)

•sits in the dark and hisses when someone turns on a light switch

• "fake friends would cry at my funeral, true friends would know that I want to be dead and rejoice"

• A+ goth solidarity

• the fact that they still have school on Halloween is an unforgivable injustice

•will munch on birdseed with a deadpan expression and stare down the person that dares to try and speak to a primidoral deity such as themselves

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I got a little carried away with the hcs for my edgy bois Tokoyami and Kuroiro ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

KiribroHeadcanon

Where Kirishima doesn’t know that amazing fight between Tetsutetsu, Kendou and that gas guy and now that they’re living at the doorm the two bros have time to talk about how manly they were saving their baes. (Kirishima by rescuing Bakugou and Tetsu by fighting like crazy to protect Kendou)

Fire in 1b dorm :

Tetsutetsu : oh my god why is there a fire?!

Kendou : *grabbing the extinguisher quickly*

Monoma : *hand fanning the flames to make it go away*

Fire in 1a dorms :

*fire alarm*

Iida : *deep sigh* which one of them is it this time?

Momo: *not even looking up from her book* I don't know, Ashido was due for one this week.